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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 06-16-05 01:37 AM, in Patient... Link


Patience is not Hesitancy, patience is always a wise decision. patients means to wait for an opportunity and being willing to do what is needed to cause that opportunity to arise.



and furthermore if you find that you have "run out of patience", then you werent and arent being patient at all....just waiting around impatiently

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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 06-17-05 02:56 AM, in The Move Link
i have always found necrophilia jokes and generally being loud and silly helps but only if you are naturally loud, silly, and deeply unbalanced.

to the average gent, my suggestion is pursue friendship with people who you yourself identify with and feel comfortable around, dont worry too much about anything and just have a good time with what you like to do, there are others out there that will bond with you over that
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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 06-19-05 09:23 PM, in Pure condensed extra-strength crazy Link
whiskey will make you drunk enough to punch someone

tequila will make you drunk enough to punch someone and fall down

but everclear will make you punch yourself in the face, run around screaming some nonsence about wearing the thundergod's nutsack as a cape and hurl a thorny tree stump larger than your own torso at what is left of a fence....


everclear is 80 percent alchohol..i like to mix it with red bull, i call the resulting drink the Mjollnir...i am a venomous lobster and this is my venom

Drinking Mjollnir will not get you "drunk" instead it will make you "completly fucking insane"

for those of you who do not drink, good for you, for those of you who do drink....good lord stay the hell away from this stuff unless you have a sober friend who is willing to keep you out of trouble
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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 06-19-05 09:35 PM, in Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring... Link
you broke my head!!!!

FROM ringHELLSring HEARTring I ringSTABring AT bananaTHEE!!phone FOR it HATESgrows SAKE in I bunches SPIT i have my THY hunchesNAME!!!
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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 06-21-05 12:35 AM, in The Xeo-Con!!!!!!! Link
I would show up and be polite and charming to all

actually i would appear in a cloud of tobacco smoke, carve xeo into an attractive peice of furniture, mix a huge batch of Mjollnir and see to it that all the underage people were convinced that it was fruit punch....yellow sizzling punch that burns like hygene. then i would proceed to hire a chariot hooked a team of prostitutes to race pockets in his magical sleigh pulled by flying skunks. I would then wind down the evening by drunkenly smashing tables to kindling with an axe and a machete.....again pockets would help. i would then offer a bounty on the severed heads of elvis impersonators, gathering them to be a large bloody, pompadoured throne...and pass out in a drunken stupor
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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 06-28-05 04:35 PM, in I'm an ass magnet Link
when i was in middle school, some kids would always beat me up after school....then one day i bit a chunk out of one of their shoulders and he had to go to the hospital.....nobody ever bothered me again....my advice: fight dirty
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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 06-28-05 04:45 PM, in myspace Link
myspace is a blight, a hideous malignant tumor that must be exised from the web.
it is a hole into which people throw time, energy and poorly taken pictures.

oh my space, for hates sake i spit thy name!
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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 06-28-05 04:47 PM, in Kitten Warz Link
......cats are proof that not everything in creation has a purpose
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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 06-28-05 04:49 PM, in What kind of tired are you? Link
*sings the sleep deprivation song*

when i lose sleep i lose sanity and when i lose sanity i go fucking apeshit crazy and go wandering around in my car collecting interesting garbage from the street
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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 06-28-05 04:55 PM, in Thing that happened at the flea market Link
I LOVE THOSE PLACES. i love cheap stolen merchendise. i bought a bullwhip for a dollar at one, and i got a ton of crappy knives ( also a dollar) and the best thing is if you ramble to your friends about how your friend "just got a job with the DA"they will get scared and knock down their prices ridiclulously (11 dollar knife= 1 dollar knife!)
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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 06-28-05 05:01 PM, in Your Motto Link
my motto

"i would like to thank all the little people i stepped on to get where I am today"

and

"do not dismiss the things i say because i am crazy, the reason i am crazy is because they are true"
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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

Since last post: 6327 days
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Posted on 07-02-05 05:42 AM, in The All About You Survey Link
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Jayarre
Birthday:feb 19
Birthplace:huntington beach, Ca
Current Location:Long beach ca
Eye Color:varying degrees of hazel
Hair Color:brown
Height:i dont know
Right Handed or Left Handed:right handed
Your Heritage: costa rican/ irish
The Shoes You Wore Today:harness boots
Your Weakness:women
Your Fears:women
Your Perfect Pizza:some kind of spaghetti and meatball pizza from catilano's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:transform Crystle from an upstanding woman into a gibbering maniac that quivers in unbridled terror at anything that moves
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:want 2 cyber?
Thoughts First Waking Up:.....want sex
Your Best Physical Feature:my eyebrows
Your Bedtime:5:30 am
Your Most Missed Memory:i dont remember
Pepsi or Coke:.....red bull
MacDonalds or Burger King:.....no
Single or Group Dates:I would date groups but crystle frowns on me gathering harems
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:....red bull
Chocolate or Vanilla:.....it matters not
Cappuccino or Coffee:COFFEE
Do you Smoke:...me? *puff*...good heavens no....*puff* smoking is really fucking bad for you.....*puff*
Do you Swear:TAKE IT CUNTWHACKER I WILL SPEW MAN YOUGHURT ON YOUR FUCKING UDDERS! YOU FUCK COWS IN RETROSPECT
Do you Sing:periodicly
Do you Shower Daily:if i am leaving the house....or seeing someone who may smell me
Have you Been in Love:yes
Do you want to go to College:yes and no
Do you want to get Married: .......NO
Do you belive in yourself:we believe in nothing Lebowski
Do you get Motion Sickness:no
Do you think you are Attractive:no.....i am aware that it is a fact *does booty dance*
Are you a Health Freak:periodicly but not enough to do anything about it
Do you get along with your Parents:from time to time....they are good people....crazy though...
Do you like Thunderstorms:yes
Do you play an Instrument:yes....the ass kazoo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:less than heather......that's all i am saying
In the past month have you Smoked:enough to kill a lesser man
In the past month have you been on Drugs:not for a while now
In the past month have you gone on a Date:i have gone on one Technical "date"
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:*hangs head in shame* yeh
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:i have eaten the freaking japanese fishing industry....i have an unholy facination with eel in particular
In the past month have you been on Stage:not this month but gimme some time....
In the past month have you been Dumped:no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:yes....lots of lighters
Ever been Drunk:i thought i already established this....
Ever been called a Tease:oh goodness yes
Ever been Beaten up:no
Ever Shoplifted:yes
How do you want to Die:i want to be dropped out of a helicopter in a burning porta-potti onto the white house lawn while the president is making a speech, i then want my ashes to be mixed with 40 gallons astroglide, in a kiddie pool, in which a team of highly skilled prostitutes will be preforming fellatio on a statue of buddha while fucking each other
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:an actor, or a dictator
What country would you most like to Visit:all of them
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:changes
Favourite Hair Color:red
Short or Long Hair:long
Height:shorter than me
Weight:less than me (so i can hurl you like a frisbee)
Best Clothing Style:naked
Number of Drugs I have taken:not a whole lot
Number of CDs I own:why in gods name should i care?
Number of Piercings:not enough to be grotesque
Number of Tattoos:not enough to be grotesque
Number of things in my Past I Regret:as long as you werent a total whore

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
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Since: 05-03-05
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Posted on 07-02-05 05:56 AM, in Your Motto Link
i will always remember what my gran used to say..."touch my beer again and i will stab you and poop in the wound!"....that saying has changed my life....for the better
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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 07-02-05 05:57 AM, in What kind of tired are you? Link
the time of this post is six in the morning where i am...i am about to go to sleep. i have not slept in some time.....foop!
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Since: 05-03-05
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Posted on 07-02-05 06:04 AM, in I'm an ass magnet Link
just like gramma used to say " STAB THEM AND THEN POOP IN THE WOUND"....i am relativley sure that this concept of the stabbing and the pooping will prove effective...i mean who would want to fight you when they have had your poop coursing through their fragile blood stream?
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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 07-05-05 04:51 AM, in Happy Fourth of July! Link
dont buy fire works, i say save your money while saving the country: set fire to a politician
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Since: 05-03-05
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Posted on 07-05-05 04:57 AM, in Bush Wears Dress!! Link
look at his stance! very ninteen thirties germany dont you think? "HEIL BUSH!" ....."HEIL PRETTY CROSSDRESSING BUSH!!!"
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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 07-05-05 05:34 AM, in Whats your dream person? Link
her body is flawless

her smokey voice drips with secrets and lust and above all, enthusiasm for life.

She speaks with authority on many subjects, while her passions and interests entwine closley with mine.

her eyes beckon and her full red hair washes over her back like a fountain of wine.

she holds her cigarettes (yes she smokes but only in moderation) with the tips of her fingers, away from her body, pointing up to the sky...she rolls her own

the place she lives will be as lush as her body, but messy, cluttered with baubles and trinkets collected from thither and yon.

she will have few hangups or scruples and those she did have would be cute and inconsequential

she would be very mildly frightened of me

her skin and form could be described as tawney.

she will be graceful when she wishes and clumsy when she isnt thinking about it.

she will think i am hilarious (she will be wrong but i dont care)

she will be silly, but not crazy

she will be good with money

she could be made to climax by a slight breeze

she will wear mismatched socks

she will dress in clothes appropriate to several different time periods, rarely will any of them be now

she will know where and how to efficiantly dispose of a body

she will have no body hair or any sign of body hair

she will have several small unobtrusive tattoos

she will know absolutly nothing about cooking

she will have the patience of buddha

she will own a large handgun

she will be athletic, and force me to join her in her athleticism

she will get me drunk and take advantage of me

she will be creative

she will have the sex drive of an Arcturian Megarabbit

she will be flirty at parties but NEVER cross the line between being winsome and cute, to making me jealous....(its a really thin line)


she will be lots of fun to hang out with wherever and be equally at home at a black tie movie opening party as she would be sitting on my couch eating chips and giggling at poorly dubbed hentai

she will make love to me all night and then leave before i wake up, having ordered me a pizza while i was unconcious...

..and drawn a humermous picture on my head in marker
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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 07-11-05 02:59 AM, in Suppose if Xeogaming have it own t.v. show... Link
23 is the perfect number!!!!!
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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 07-11-05 03:09 AM, in ASKING GIRLS OUT Link
i know much on this subject, as i have asked a few womens out in my day, and some of them did not actually chase me out of the town with pitchforks. andsince i spent a few hours watching men drunkenly hit on a few ladies the other night, i can say that when you are asking out women at a masquerade ball, do not ask the girl only wearing nipple pasties,,,,,,no no no....a wise man askes her cute friend who does not have her chest hanging out...the nipple pasty girl is only there to be stared at!!!
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