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Posted on 09-09-06 02:03 AM, in Who would you go gay (or straight) for? Link
Originally posted by Xeodeus
I'd have to say probably Conan O' BrianChuck Norris.


Fixed.

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Posted on 09-09-06 02:07 AM, in Computer genders Link
My computer doesn't have a gender, only a race.
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Posted on 09-09-06 03:13 AM, in Mac vs. Windows Link
Originally posted by Amudaus
I must start whith a story,

Once upon a time there was an I mac (mac needs a new naming sitem). this i mack outperformed all the other macheens at the school. thean one day it had a masive crash and died for no reson at all and was dameged beond repair. a yung student curius as to why the mack compony said it could not be fixt opined it to see for himself. what he found on the inside was the worlds crapiest engonering. the first thing he noticed was that evrything was sodered together so it had to be cut free. after all the compnets (now slightly dameged due to the cuting and pulling) where removed he begain to examin each piece, the hard drive was shot to hell whitch had caused the computer to die and could not be replaced do to the sodering. (this was thean thrown out), the cpu was sotered to the mothere bord so that there would be no way to replace it shuld somthing go rong and you would have to buy a new mac.

You know, being the computer freak I am, I'm going to TEAR this post apart.

First off, don't argue something if you can't even spell right.

Next, your story is bullshit. My friends dad works on Macs on the time, and he's taken a few apart. My friend has shown me most of the part that are inside a Mac, most which are practically the same as any computer that runs any other OS.

Also, I've never heard of a computer just suddenly deciding not to work. If that really happened, either the power cord came out, or we have a paradox.

Another thing, you rarely replace a part of a computer because it's so expensive. You're better just buying a new computer for no matter what OS. You can replace any part in any computer(I believe, not too sure about the mother board). It just costs so much, why not just buy a new computer?

And since when has Mac ever said their computers can't be fixed? That's bullshit too, because they can be fixed in just the same was as practically every other type of computer.

Let's take the next paragraph step by step shall we?

i was the student in the story and i have to say, MAC SUCKS!
We'll see by the rest of your horibally written paragraph if that's true.

there hardwear is a compleat joke.
Their hardware existed before Windows did, and it's must more stable, and generally the way they're made the CPU usage isn't too bad.

not to mention mac osx is the glichyest os ever.
I have not yet to see one glitch in my computer. I've had simple problems, easy to fix, but not ONE glitch. Windows 95 was glitchy, not OS X.

I was baffled by the terrible grammar and confusing topic connectivity of the next sentence. I'll have to break it down into smaller chunks.

you cant run most programs on them...
Yes you can.
...becaues of its "unikenes" programing...
No, that's because the producers of the programs don't make it for Mac. There are a lot of great Mac only applications that don't run on Windows because the company doesn't feel like releasing them on another OS. That's like saying PS2 is bad because it doesn't have Mario. Also, it's Unix, not Unike
...on a mac is a headacke...
Your post is a headache
...becuse you have to translate c++...
O RLY?
...in to macks own computer langedge.
It's really not that big of a problem unless the program was coded in a format that would take forever for it to be converted onto another OS, which is very rare. FL Studio is a prime example of that.

mac is a desies of the computer world luckly there is a cure!
DISEASE. Your terrible typing is a DISEASE.
Anyways, a computer cannot be a disease, for it is just a simple(complex in reality) machine, so you can't cure it. But I'll still rip through your failure steps anyways.

1. unplug your mac
It's a laptop, so it'll continue to run after I unplug it.

2. pick it up and walk to the highest piont of your house/office make shure it is opin to the outside. if this location is a window be shure there is no screen.
Well by now you've pratically given the rest of your "great cure" away.

3. extend the mack over the ledge.
I refuse to hold my Mac over the ledge. Mostly because if I did, I wouldn't be able to finish this post.

4. relise the mack so it shaters to pices on the ground below, (if the space below is crouded make shure you shout the tradition scotish worning of garde lou and for gods sake dont hurt/kill eany one)
I don't think it'll shatter on grass. The computer is pretty tough, and has been through quite a lot. I doubt that by dropping out off my roof will break it.

5. buy yourself windows operating pc.
Macs run Windows. You fail.

And now it's Grammar Nazi Time so no one else injures themselves while trying to read your post.

Originally posted by Amudaus(FIXED)
I must start with a story,

Once upon a time there was an iMac (mac needs a new naming item). This iMac performed better than all the other machines at the school. Then one day it had a massive crash and died for no reson at all. It was damaged beyond repair. A young student that was curious as to why the Mac company said it could not be fixed opened it to see for himself. What he found on the inside was the worlds crappiest engineering. The first thing he noticed was that everything was sodered(I don't even know what the hell this is supposed to be) together so it had to be cut free. After all the components (now slightly damaged due to the cutting and pulling) were removed, he begain to examine each piece. The hard drive was shot to hell which had caused the computer to die and could not be replaced do to the sodering(Then why'd you soder? D: ). This was then thrown out. The CPU was sodered to the mother board so that there would be no way to replace it(Well that was a bad idea). If something should go wrong, you would have to buy a new Mac.

I was the student in the story and I have to say, "MAC SUCKS!" Their hardware is a complete joke, not to mention that Mac OS X is the glitchiest OS ever. You can't run most programs on them becaues of its Unix-based programing. It is a headache because you have to translate the code of the programs in to Mac's own computer language(which one are you speaking? ). Mac is a disease of the computer world and luckily there is a cure! I'll list a step by step process for curing you Macintosh disease.

1. Unplug your Mac.

2. Pick it up and walk to the highest piont of your house/office. Make sure it is open to the outside. If this location is a window, be sure there is no screen.

3. Extend the Mac over the ledge.

4. Release the Mac so it shatters to pieces on the ground below. If the space below is crowded, make sure you shout the traditional Scotish warning of "Garde Lou"(why don't you just say, "HEY EVERYONE! MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!") and for God's sake don't hurt/kill any one.

5. Buy yourself a Windows operating PC(should say Mac Pro LOLOLOLOL).

The second paragraph was a bitch to edit, but I think I fixed it. Anything I missed? Next time, type better when you want to prove a point.


I'm gonna ask this question to you, too. When was the last time you used a Mac? What kind of Mac was it, was OS did you use, and what year was it?

EDIT: Oh God that took too long to write. I'm not gonna spend 45 minutes(approx.) on a post ever again unless I have to. Man I am tired. *yawns*

(Last edited by DSM on 09-09-06 07:35 PM)
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Posted on 09-09-06 04:37 PM, in Mac vs. Windows Link
Originally posted by FX
DSM, you make good points, but please don't critisize Amadeus, he's dislecsic (sp.) He can't help it.

Maybe if I had been told this earlier I wouldn't have gone through all that work.

The spelling is Dyslexic.
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Posted on 09-10-06 04:26 AM, in Mac vs. Windows Link
The older Macs are much different from the newer ones. The whole interface is entirely different. OS X is barely like anything before it. Kinda like how Windows XP was a big step from the previous versions(in my eyes at least). The OS can change everything.

I'm still going with my whole get a Intel Mac and running both OS X and Windows on it. Or better yet, get a really powerful computer, PC or Mac, and then download Virtual PC so you can run any OS on it.
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Posted on 09-10-06 04:34 AM, in Fat Robot Bikini Party Link
Originally posted by Kite Fly
They did make their songs downloadable, but they didn't choose a website to dl them on. But these guys are my friends. So you can listen and dl their song on myspace.

I'd tell you of a place they could put their music on, but I'm afraid they'd get bashed because they're music is kinda... bad. Not in my tastes at least. Their style is kinda lame. Please tell me they are just doing this for fun.
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Posted on 09-10-06 04:57 AM, in People who need to SUCK it Link
Oh man I've got a few of these.

- People who hack other people's sites. Seriously, grow up.

- People who open websites and don't know a damn thing about how to run one.
"I don't know code can someone help me with my site?" THEN WHY DO YOU HAVE ONE IF YOU CAN'T CODE?

- People who don't keep promises.

- People who think they're better than you because they have a higher postcount or level.

- People who ask you questions all the time and never shut up. "Can you do something for me?" "No." "Why not?" "I'm busy." "What are you doing?" "Homework." "What kind of homework?" "Shut up you idiot." "Why?" "BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO FUCKING WORK." "Jeez all you had to do was tell me." "I DID DIMWIT!"

- Trolls.

- People who think they're cool when they're shit.

- White people who try to act black/ghetto when they live in a quality neighborhood.

- People who have anger problems. Nothing makes me more annoyed than that. You could just be talking and suddenly "FUCK YOU!" Damn Bipolar/Tourettes/Crazy people.

- People who find you funny even when you say stupid stuff. I'm no comedian, and people laugh at what I say all the time.

- People who repeat themselves/other people consecutively for 10 minutes. WE GET THE DAMN POINT ALREADY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT 20 BILLION DIFFERENT WAYS!

- People who use reverse physchology to try to get you to do something. Okay I'll do it now, but I'll be pissed at you.

- People who yell at you as because they're impatient. I CAN ONLY MOVE A CERTAIN SPEED. I CAN'T CLEAN THE HOUSE IN 5 SECONDS!

- People who expect you to do something when you don't know about it. "You didn't do your chores today." "MAYBE IF I HAD KNOWN I HAD ANY."

- Paris Hilton. NO ONE LOVES YOU. STOP TRYING.

I had a few others, but I don't feel like remembering them now. As you can see, just talking about most of these things pisses me off. I can only handle so much crap in one time frame, so I'll list more things I dislike later.
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Posted on 09-10-06 05:07 AM, in Internal Anger Management? Link
I have a problem myself where I get pissed at the smallest things. Mostly it's because I'm tired. Like if it's later in the night, I'll get pissed at my computer if it lags, stupid stuff like that. Try getting more sleep throughout the day. That'll make you more stable.

As to relieve the stress, there are many things you can do. If you want to do it in a physical manner, go out and buy a cheap pillow, and just obliterate it. Punch it, body slam it, cut it, do whatever to it. If you want to just remove it from your mind, write it on paper and burn it, or talk to a counselor of some sort. There are many things you can do. Most of them you may not want to do, but it's better off then going ballistic and ending up in a prison of some sort.

I hope this was of some help.
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Posted on 09-10-06 05:15 AM, in Now What do you think? Link
Pluto is a planet. It orbits the sun. It has moons. It has all the characteristics of a planet, so why in the hell did they decide it wasn't? According to the definition, it seems as though it would be considered a planet, but they're deciding to go into more detail and want to consider it a dwarf planet. These scientists are odd.
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Posted on 09-10-06 05:20 AM, in Tetris Vs. Pac Man Link
I'm going with Tetris because I'm a large puzzle addict. I love puzzles. Tetris is one of my top favorite collection of games. By collection, I mean all the different versions of it. I don't really have a favorite. I like them all.
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Posted on 09-10-06 03:06 PM, in Mac vs. Windows Link
Originally posted by Spartan
Originally posted by DSM

You know, being the computer freak I am, I'm going to TEAR this post apart.

Another thing, you rarely replace a part of a computer because it's so expensive. You're better just buying a new computer for no matter what OS. You can replace any part in any computer(I believe, not too sure about the mother board). It just costs so much, why not just buy a new computer?


*cough*
Blowhard and you are incorrect.


Okay I was just telling Noah(FX) the other day that you can just run dual operating systems on his mac so he can Play his PC games and his Mac Games.

But that post the comment you made just made me want to stab you.

Okay No that is not true. Most PC's now adays you can just upgrade the RAM and the Processor and the Graphics card. As there has yet to be a PCI-E card the pushes the Limits of PCI-E's bus. Now I do believe that there are a few AGP cards that are pushing it like the 7900 GS(I believe that is the model). But you can game just as effectively as anyone else WITHOUT BUYING A NEW PC. Hell since my old PC got raped by my father I threw this one together for around $500 and that was about two years ago. I now have a P4 2.4EE in it and a gig of RAM and my 9600 SE which will be upgraded soon as I am getting either and X800 SE or something Comparable.

Still, to buy all the upgrades, have the old parts fixed, etc. on a dead computer would cost near $500+. You're better off paying an extra $200 so you can get a new system that won't have problems, and could possibly be more powerful.

Originally posted by Streets
Originally posted by DSM

Also, I've never heard of a computer just suddenly deciding not to work. If that really happened, either the power cord came out, or we have a paradox.


That is entirely untrue, my computer is "living" proof of that. I'll be sitting here doing something, and it will just shut down. I mean, usually it's a specific problem, like my video card coming loose from the AGP slot or something. A good amount of the time though, My friends and I can't figure out what the hell the problem is, the problems usually fix themselves anyway though. Currently I have this weird issue where if I plug either of my optical drives into the motherboard, it always gets a boot disc error.

Oh, and about Macs, I believe that Apple is now offering Mac Upgrade Kits.

But did you computer just one day suddenly decide not to work at all? Like it wouldn't even load up? I can understand if it shuts down after a while because the computer could be old and weak and may just decide "BED TIME". That's understandable. But it just deciding not to work one day? That doesn't make sense.

If you're supporting PCs, and are having computer problem like that, it doesn't really help your point. I have a 7 year old G3 that doesn't even crash. And by 7 years old, I mean that we got a used one 5 years ago, so it's probably more like 7. I'm not exactly sure of the years, but I know it's pretty damn old, and that I've been using it since Elementary School.

No, Xeo, computers aren't perfect, but they can be pretty damn good.

(Last edited by DSM on 09-10-06 06:07 PM)
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Posted on 09-10-06 03:09 PM, in Layout Thread Link
Originally posted by Nelrith
I just thought that I would show off my new layout ^^

I hope you all like it as much as I do!

Add a font tag, because the font of the scheme I'm using looks bad on that background. It hurts my eyes. I would also suggest finding a less colorful background, and maybe even making the table solid.
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Posted on 09-10-06 03:12 PM, in Who would you go gay (or straight) for? Link
Originally posted by Xeodeus
Originally posted by DSM
Originally posted by Xeodeus
I'd have to say probably Conan O' BrianChuck Norris.


Fixed.



Seriously ...

Chuck Norris jokes ...

Argh.

Chuck Norris Jokes?

Note: Each word is a different link.
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Posted on 09-10-06 03:19 PM, in People who need to SUCK it Link
Originally posted by Nelrith
-People who rub having broadband in your dialup using face.... Until of course I get it myself, cuz then I'm king asshole.

-People who are smarter than me.

-Computer viruses when you try to illegally download some music off of Limewire and it takes you all night to just see the message, "Nortan Antivirus has discovered a virus!"

-When Nortan Antivirus can't fix the virus that it just detected because it's software is out of date. IF YOU CAN FIND THE BASTARD, DELETE IT!!!!

-The people at Microsoft for making everything overpriced.

- I use Fiber Optics. Not really, but my school does. I have Cable.

I'm sorry, but I couldn't resist this one.
- Wouldn't that be like, everyone?

- Get a better Antivirus and stop using LimeWire. Buy your music you cheap bastard.

- You think MICROSOFT is over priced. You must be cheap.

Anyways, to add to my list: People who say something but have nothing to back it up at all.

EDIT: Your layout is broken.

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Posted on 09-10-06 03:23 PM, in New Numa Numa song Link
I saw that as soon as it got released on Newgrounds. I thought it was crap, but it's the Numa Numa guy. At least he's not afraid of the public anymore.
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Posted on 09-12-06 01:16 AM, in Layout Thread Link
Test post.

EDIT: Crap, can't tell if your layout it broken. Oh well. It looks good.

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Posted on 09-12-06 01:58 AM, in A tribute to the board! Link
Originally posted by Nelrith
I never really looked at the other Acmlm sites until recently... But I have to say, Xeogaming is the best, hands down! Not only is it run very efficiently, but it is also the most used out of all of the sites!

The two closest are the Ice Board and NFF... And poor NFF barely has any active posters at all!

I started reading through the post in this thread, and got a little bored after a while. I just wanted to comment on your "Xeogaming is the best, most used, etc." Saying Xeogaming is the best is just your opinion, but I do have to agree with you on that. It's one place where I actually feel welcome, unlike Acmlm's. As for most used, not true. Acmlm's, for one, is more used, but besides that, my board used to be more used than this one until a few people decided to reveal some holes by using them, in which case I closed the board, and then lost much activity after I reopened it. It's closed again for I don't know what reason, but it used to be very active. Another board that runs on AB that is used more than this is The W, which is some popular board that has about the same amount of activity, if not more, than Acmlm's. There are a lot of sites out there that run on AB, so just by viewing a select few of them can't give you a accurate conclusion. I'm just saying, do a little more research before you say something.
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Posted on 09-12-06 02:05 AM, in Fat Robot Bikini Party Link
Originally posted by venomouslobster
i dunno, if deerhoof can sing the panda song and get wildly popular ( a song in which the lyrics consist largely of "panda") these guys deserve a record label pickup. in any case they are unspeakably awesome

There are more people in here that deserve a Record Label of FRBP. Hell, most of the people in there deserve Labels over Mainstream Musicians, but that's not the point.

As for this being the theme song to the Worst Independent Film Ever Made(WIFEM), I'm happy because I know I'll never see the movie since I don't watch Independent Films. Most of them are crap.

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Posted on 09-21-06 09:58 PM, in Layout Thread Link
Originally posted by FX
Just testing how the new box interferes with my quotes

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Something's wrong with it. You have a box on top of your text.
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Posted on 09-21-06 10:07 PM, in Mac vs. Windows Link
Originally posted by Xeios
I personally believe that Windows is probably the best way to go. Hell, if you want to, you can download all of the Mac programs and the things they need to run it. (I had a freind who once converted his Dell almost entirely to a mac.)

And anyway, with a windows computer, you can use specific fuctions to shut down everything you don't want. Ideally, Internet Explorer. IE has so many viruses and cracks in it, it's not even funny. Windows computers are also more solidly built, and even though Mac is throwing out those new commercials talking about how great they are, they really are not. They have less viruses because less people have macs, and less people hunt down mac users as they are not the majority. That's the main reason. So, in conclusion, Windows is probably a better bet, just for the compatability and the fact that it's easier to find good working programs for Microsoft that will kill the things that want to hurt you.

Plus Windows comps are sexy.

Changing a Dell into a Mac is quite common these days.

There are specific functions to shut down programs in Macs, too. There are at least 3 ways to shut down every program on a Mac.

Macs have less viruses because they are more securely made. You can make a virus for Mac, but it is really hard to because there are so few, if any, holes in the coding.

With Macs you won't need to kill the things that want to hurt you because they don't exist on Mac.

As to that last saying, and to solve all the disagreeing, I have found the solution.

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/5618/gasporzze3.jpg

Windows is kinda sexy, but it looks better on Mac. Now you can have the Windows environment on your Mac, so it's all good.




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