Originally posted by Cairoi

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The mild-mannered xeo sat down at his computer one night, looking anxiously at the napkins to his left. His hands nervously jittered on the keyboard as he searched for explicit anime. He noticed a new site he had not been to yet, and he grew amazingly interested. He clicked the link and watched as the site began to load. Suddenly, the screen began emitting a bright light, and Xeo blocked his eyes from the glow in defense. He screamed for a minute before an enourmous pair of cel-shaded breasts slowly emerged from the computer screen. He put his hands down in his lap instantly, and he became very excited. A slender hand leapt out and grabbed the back of his head and slammed them between the massive hooters. His screams of simultaneous enjoyment and terror were muffled as the anime breasts pulled him into the computer screen, leaving nothing but the napkins and the glowing white screen. And he has not come out since.

Simply put, that's why he hasn't come back yet. He found his nirvana. An incredibly interactive hentai site.

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