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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator         Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 94 days Last activity: 92 days |
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| Granted, but everything else in the world is made more difficult and less environmentally friendly in contrast.
I wish I had an adamantium skeleton with retractable claws and the ability to regenerate (Wolverine, hur dur). |
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cityondown012510 Red Cheep-cheep  Since: 05-30-10 From: Bensalem Since last post: 4793 days Last activity: 4806 days |
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| Granted, but then people would mistake you for Hugh Jackman...and that's punishment enough.
I wish I was a little bit taller. |
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Kyoku kun Phan Phan Where in the world in Aurora the Explora? Currently California!  Since: 06-19-06 From: Northern California Since last post: 4771 days Last activity: 4399 days |
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| Granted, but everything else grows the same amount you do, so it makes no difference.
I wish I could be a power ranger. |
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cityondown012510 Red Cheep-cheep Since: 05-30-10 From: Bensalem Since last post: 4793 days Last activity: 4806 days |
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| Granted, but you don't become a real one, you just play one on TV. But then the show gets cancelled, and you struggle to find a new acting position.
I wish I had a refrigerator that would re-stock itself with only my favorite foods on a daily basis. |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent  Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1698 days Last activity: 1698 days |
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| Granted, but the fridge is microscopic, as is the food inside.
I wish that I had complete control over time (stopping, going into the past/future, teleporting). (Because of this, no one can catch me for 'testing'. |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica.  Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 96 days Last activity: 96 days |
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| Granted, but each time you teleport or travel through time, you have a stroke, shortly leading to your death.
I wish that my watch's battery would last for longer. |
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 94 days Last activity: 92 days |
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| The metal contacts are broken and don't drain the battery life, but your watch doesn't respond. The battery remains fully charged because of this.
I wish that the new Duke Nukem game would just finally come out! |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 96 days Last activity: 96 days |
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Originally posted by Obvious answer My answer: Granted, and it is a freaking awesome game, but your hands get cancer and die, leaving you with no more videogaming. Thus, you are destined to spend the rest of your life wishing you can play, and wondering if, in fact, there is such thing as "hand cancer." I wish I was a real boy! |
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Cairoi This isn't about you and your loud mouth, This is about me and my fucking beard. Since: 08-29-04 From: PA Since last post: 4850 days Last activity: 4474 days |
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| Granted, but you never become a real man.
I wish you didn't have to corrupt my wishes.  |
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 94 days Last activity: 92 days |
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| Granted, we don't have to but we totally want to!
I wish that the DMV didn't totally freakin' suck. |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 96 days Last activity: 96 days |
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| Granted, but it totally blows.
I wish that I was immune to mosquito bites. |
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alexanyways Trevor Since: 05-17-10 Since last post: 4158 days Last activity: 1671 days |
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| Granted, but the immunity attracts big bees that can't be stopped.
I wish for a perfectly uncorrupted glass of water (Last edited by alexanyways on 06-03-10 04:48 PM) |
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 94 days Last activity: 92 days |
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| Wish granted. It's absolutely amazing... Until I pee in it.
I wish that I could divide by zero. |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1698 days Last activity: 1698 days |
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| Granted. You find a way to divide by zero, which completely destroys math. Math breaks, which tears down every other subject besides english. Jobs are lost, technology fails, and Chuck Norris is angry. Man kind reverts back to the main survival tacticts, and eventually we are hunted down and killed by predatory animals, including the angered Chuck Norris.
I wish that wishing involved a complex interpretive dance. |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 96 days Last activity: 96 days |
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| Granted, but all of your future dances are put on TV and reviewed by an angry critic.
I wish that I could rival Xeo in post count. |
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 94 days Last activity: 92 days |
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| Granted, but it's on the My Little Pony Fan Club forum which equates to about nothing.
I wish that Dio would rise from the dead. |
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Kanutch Since: 10-17-09 From: Oregon Since last post: 5265 days Last activity: 5265 days |
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| Granted, but now all he does is lip-sync Lady Gaga songs.
I wish they stopped making Land Before Time movies after, like, the 2nd or 3rd one. |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 96 days Last activity: 96 days |
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| Granted, but The Little Mermaid gets eleven sequels, at least one of which involves implied aliens. | |||
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 96 days Last activity: 96 days |
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| Oops, forgot to add a wish.
I wish that I would never need water again. |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1698 days Last activity: 1698 days |
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| Granted. You no longer need any liquid to sustain yourself, but you need to consume more solids. Because of this, the solids are harder to break up. You become severely obese and your ass literally explodes from the pressure, causing you to bleed out and die. The rest of the world then mocks you and knows you as 'Bubble-butt'
I wish that lightsabers were real. |
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