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Squire Vince Storm Eagle is watching you, he sees your every move. Since: 04-17-10 From: Victorian London. Since last post: 4948 days Last activity: 4923 days |
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Wish granted, but you can't wind up your kick, and also you have to wear weights. Thousand pound weights.
I wish for the zombie apocalypse. |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 100 days Last activity: 100 days |
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Granted, but you are dead before it happens and are not chosen to rise up.
I wish for nachos. |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1696 days Last activity: 1696 days |
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Granted. They were made ten years ago, sitting in a box under the chair of a large man that passes gas at least five times an hour.
I wish for the human apocalypse. |
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Squire Vince Storm Eagle is watching you, he sees your every move. Since: 04-17-10 From: Victorian London. Since last post: 4948 days Last activity: 4923 days |
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Wish granted. there's a person in a box in the hole in the ground and the green grass burns all around.
I wish for aquakinesis. |
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 92 days Last activity: 89 days |
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Granted, but all of the world's water dries up and you now have a useless ability... Not to mention you die of thirst shortly thereafter.
I wish that my dog could do a handstand while saying its ABCs backwards. (Last edited by Valhalla on 07-19-10 08:44 PM) |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 94 days Last activity: 94 days |
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Granted, but he has no legs. You have to put him down. ;-(
I wish that I could do magic tricks. |
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Squire Vince Storm Eagle is watching you, he sees your every move. Since: 04-17-10 From: Victorian London. Since last post: 4948 days Last activity: 4923 days |
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Granted but you can only do lame tricks and you're trapped on a planet of magicians and you live a life of sadness and dismay.
I wish I was a supervillain. |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1696 days Last activity: 1696 days |
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Granted, but your powers are no stronger than Vulkar's. Batman kicks your ass. Forever.
I wish to hold a simbattle tournament! |
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Squire Vince Storm Eagle is watching you, he sees your every move. Since: 04-17-10 From: Victorian London. Since last post: 4948 days Last activity: 4923 days |
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Granted and it is an epic stand off between you and I in the end but an EMP hits your house while you are under house arrest causing you to lose due to the 3 day limit rule. | |||
Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1696 days Last activity: 1696 days |
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Granted. Nothing happens. Ever. In your entire life.
I wish this was my 900th post! ((It totally is, so good luck corrupting, fiends!!!! MWAHAHAHAH!!!!!)) |
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Squire Vince Storm Eagle is watching you, he sees your every move. Since: 04-17-10 From: Victorian London. Since last post: 4948 days Last activity: 4923 days |
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Granted but the site owner claims you are no longer a member and deletes your profile.
I wish for the othe Scott pilgrim books |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 94 days Last activity: 94 days |
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Granted, you get his lesser known othe series, which only sold fifty copies, and were torn apart by critics and readers alike. Due to the lack of sales, this book series was dumped into a landfill, ala E.T. But hey, you have it now.
I wish for the extinction of all ticks. |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 100 days Last activity: 100 days |
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Granted, but they all have to bite you for it to happen.
I wish for my shift to be over already. |
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Squire Vince Storm Eagle is watching you, he sees your every move. Since: 04-17-10 From: Victorian London. Since last post: 4948 days Last activity: 4923 days |
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Granted but as soon as you leave you're attacked by a bear that wouldn't have been there when your shif was meant to be over.
I wish for a utopian society |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1696 days Last activity: 1696 days |
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Granted, but it fails, as there is no complete Utopia. It is also over run by the zombies that you are not allowed to be.
I wish to not be voted Biggest Spammer |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 94 days Last activity: 94 days |
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Granted, the board is overrun with new and insane spammers, who overtake your rank in about two days.
I wish that I could get a second high paying job. |
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Squire Vince Storm Eagle is watching you, he sees your every move. Since: 04-17-10 From: Victorian London. Since last post: 4948 days Last activity: 4923 days |
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Wish granted, but it's a job as a professional boxer's punching bag.
I wish for a million dollars in unmarked bills. |
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Xeios You WANKER! Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 5074 days Last activity: 1384 days |
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Granted, the bills are totally unmarked however, lacking all ink.
I wish my laptop worked, so I could write while on vacation. (Last edited by Xeios on 07-21-10 11:19 PM) |
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Squire Vince Storm Eagle is watching you, he sees your every move. Since: 04-17-10 From: Victorian London. Since last post: 4948 days Last activity: 4923 days |
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Granted but you become stranded while on vacation away from any contact with humanity. Have fun writing.
I wish I could buy MY laptop already. |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1696 days Last activity: 1696 days |
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Granted. Your laptop is bought, but the government arrests you once they find that you have used blank slips of paper as money. They come to your house, break your laptop, and beat the crap out of you until they carry you out of the house. You are then used to test cures for the common cold, resulting in your sex change. Talk about a messed up wish.
I wish I knew the Muffin Man. |
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