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Since: 10-21-04
From: Menzoberanzan

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Posted on 05-02-05 10:35 AM Link | Quote
A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other redneck whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence........ Then a shot is heard.

The redneck's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"
Evo

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Since: 08-16-04
From: Oregon

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Posted on 05-02-05 06:38 PM Link | Quote
LMAO. THat's funny.

Poor Bubba...
Déesse

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Since: 08-14-04
From: The Moon

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Posted on 05-02-05 11:08 PM Link | Quote
... that silly silly operator, she/he should have known better, I mean there are people out there who are that dumb. That poor guy
Evo

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Since: 08-16-04
From: Oregon

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Posted on 05-03-05 09:09 AM Link | Quote
Yeah, good point. I would have been like "Check to make sure he still has a pulse" or whatever
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Since: 05-11-05

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Posted on 05-14-05 02:27 PM Link | Quote



That was pretty funny but not of us rednecks are that stupid
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