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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie!          Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 935 days Last activity: 935 days |
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| The golden questions of our time that makes everyone wonder: Why?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. And, yes, it's me. |
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Cairoi This isn't about you and your loud mouth, This is about me and my fucking beard. Since: 08-29-04 From: PA Since last post: 4850 days Last activity: 4473 days |
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| 1. I don't. Maybe that's just you?
2. Because they want to put you in so much debt you owe them for life. 3. Because you can actually check that. 4. Because it's not exposed to oxygen. 5. Because it's standard procedure and they don't want a doctor getting any AIDs or anything. 6. Because he must have a genetic trait that limits the beard hair he gets. 7. Because he's badass like that. 8. So if they crash before hand, they can get back up and do it again. 9. Someone with a sick sense of humour. 10. Because evolution works like a downward slope. We didn't evolve from apes, we evolved from a common ancestor. 11. Because in thin doses, everything's see through-able enough to appear white to the human eye. 12. No. 13. I've never heard of that before. 14. RULE ONE OF HUMANITY: PEOPLE ARE STUPID. 15. Not true. I've personally disproved that theory. 16. Holes in the windows. 17. Because courtesy never hurt anyone. 18. Because when focusing on one pivot point, your body will make a path your body will go with little consequent thinking about the enviroment. 19. 60 degrees is not 90 degrees. 20. Cause father-in-laws don't take that from ANYONE. 21. I'm the special one. |
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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie! Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 935 days Last activity: 935 days |
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| These are what's known as rhetorical questions, but to clarify:
Glue doesn't stick to the bottle because the bottles are teflon coated. Using a needle on another person will not transfer bodily fluid to the person using it, unless stuck with the needle themselves. It's sterilized in case the technician administering the dosage accidently sticks themselves, to prevent infection should death not immediately follow. Reclarify your number 18. Confusion of subjects, verbs, and overall sentence is worded stupidly. |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica.  Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 96 days Last activity: 96 days |
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| #1 I don't.
#2 Because they are banks, and banks are like that. #3 because you actually can check paint, but its a lot harder to count every star. #4 because glue dries when exposed to air, and a proper glue container will not allow enough air to get dried #5 I have no clue #6 according to the books, he found a sharp rock and shaved. #7 he's a pasifist, scared that if he grabs the gun, he'll turn evil and kill everyone. #8 (no answer) #9 the world of language evolved, and with it, came lisp. #10 not all apes would have had to evolve, though I am still going to disagree with evolution. #11 the white comes from the water, and the color gets absorbed. #12 yesterday #13 they return hoping to see something they did not before. #14 I don't, I just throw it away. #15 Like Cairoi, that is untrue. #16 none do in my house, but usually because they get in when someone opens the door, they breed, they get attracted to the light, and then...BURNINATION! #17 Because of the rules of politeness. I don't insult, nor do I get mad, so I'm alright with it. #18 I don't, I am not clumsy. #19 Are you kidding?! I love the cold! my house is alway at around 70 degrees, the perfect temperature. #20 because we males are awsome, the females aren't. #21 its not me I am glad to say. |
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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie! Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 935 days Last activity: 935 days |
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| No, you're wrong on 21. It is you. | |||
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Cairoi This isn't about you and your loud mouth, This is about me and my fucking beard. Since: 08-29-04 From: PA Since last post: 4850 days Last activity: 4473 days |
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| Zabuza, when you make a thread, are you not supposed to have something people are supposed to respond to? By asking rhetorical questions, you basically spammed because it has little conversational significance. Also, why is this in General Discussion and not Crazy? It seems you meant it that way.
If you didn't want me to answer the questions, why ask them? |
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Bitmap #1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt  Since: 09-05-04 From: His Laughin' Place Since last post: 4558 days Last activity: 4552 days |
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| UH OH!
This could stir some things up a bit...now a little imput on my part... How do we know exactly if were crazy? Were ALL a little crazy to a certain extent, it dosent matter if its statics or not, no one can really tell you if your crazy or not, its only statics... Hell people may think your crazy; you may think your the smartest motherfucker in the world...It really dosent matter. Who the hell cares if your crazy or not? big fucking deal, boo fucking who, grow a dick, and cry about it...This is Xeogaming, were all a little crazy... And now my retorical question, why complain about something that is meaningless? Drop the whole "Crazy" bit and lets move on people... |
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天国JOE ���A�ǂ��ɂȂ�̂���낤�H Since: 09-02-04 From: Destroy Tower Since last post: 4026 days Last activity: 3392 days |
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Hey guys, how about we ask some rhetorical questions ourselves. It can be like a game! 
Why is it that we must all bark at eachother?  *Sniff* |
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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie! Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 935 days Last activity: 935 days |
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| Because we all know that I'm a pompous ass by nature. My intention to the Why questions was to incite more why questions. Not to answer them.
Most rhetorical questions are followed by more rhetorical questions. I didn't present all the questions for the purpose of being answered, it was more of a presentation in hopes of positive discussion of the idiocy of society, or to post more questions that make you wonder why? Like: Why does Whitey continue to attempt to catch his tail? Why do we wash our cars if they're just gonna get dirty again? Is here a reason why I enjoy annoying people? Why is the 405 so crappy!? |
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Bitmap #1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt Since: 09-05-04 From: His Laughin' Place Since last post: 4558 days Last activity: 4552 days |
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| Question, what a 405?
How come whenever you get updates for your computer, it always Messes up even more? Why do we always assume that computers will take over the human race when hackers can just simply program them to obey us? Why do warranty products mess up when the warranty voids? Why do things made in Japan never work? Yet they have the biggest commercial companies in the world? Why is there lust and yet humans never get in "Heat" (for example)... Why are females attracted to jewlery? Why are males attracted to female reproductave organs? |
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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie! Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 935 days Last activity: 935 days |
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| The 405 is a freeway, my Motorola works fine, and I'm not attracted to female reproductive organs.
Why do we sign in to IM programs when we don't want to be disturbed? Why do people always seem to call when you're busy or trying to sleep? Why does the urge to pee seem greater the moment you're near the toilet? |
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Katana Dark Wizard \"She said tonight...come on come on collide...see what I fire feels like..I bet its just like heaven.\"  Since: 08-15-04 From: Philadelphia, P.A. Since last post: 1556 days Last activity: 1374 days |
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:p I couldn't help but giggle at some of the questions...they made me think, that's for sure.  I do halfof those "why" things and didn't even realize it. XD
and for the original post...number 21...since phobias are considered a mental illness, then it's me. 
And a why question on a subject that I suffer fromquite frequently... Why does the vending machine always eat your dollar but no one's money before or after you? |
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