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Ryan

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Since: 10-01-04
From: Stafford, UK

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Posted on 05-05-07 02:59 AM, in Update? Link
Home: Same old pretty darn decent life here.
Friends: Most are still being dicks to me, but I don't really care that they have to make fun of my flaws when I could probably find loads of theirs myself. Still, gotta love 'em.
Oh, and a friend I know from Anime league, her mum thought I was a paedo while I was on voice chat and webcam...
School: Meh, GCSE exams soon... Hopefully I should get good enough grades. I mean I'm predicted at least a pass in everything except for R.E. and that isn't really a GCSE anyway.
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Posted on 05-05-07 03:04 AM, in Spiderman 3 Link
I'm going to see this later today! ^^

I hope I love this one as much as the other two.
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Posted on 05-06-07 05:22 AM, in Relaxation through battle Link
Because Taylt sees through basic wireframes, light is not shown and his sensors caught the sound in time to disable Taylt's hearing. Sanigen on the other hand was not as lucky, and fell to his knees clasping his ears, his eyes tightly shut. "Holy shit!!!" He screamed through his teeth.

Taylt thought for a second, then came to the conclusion he'd probably need to go up a battle mode to compete with Alex's powerup. He stood by and began to charge the energy required to enter Battle Mode Beta, which would take two posts. During the second post of charging, he will be able to attack and defend normally. "Sanigen! Help defend me!"

Sanigen obeyed and crawled infront of Taylt, still half blind and deaf from the flash bang. He began drawing a symbol behind his back so Taylt could see. Taylt did not comment, even though he knew how dangerous it can be... He remembered when Sanigen had returned home from the old Acmlm building... All burnt on one side and stripped of skin on the other... Taylt just hoped Sanigen had trained enough with it to control it.

Kajaei Symbols - Shown as a dull green coloured line, drawn in the air like Neutra Magic. Unlike Kairu Neutra, Kajaei can be drawn at any size and still have the same effect. It also gives off no energy or mass readings, preventing any opponent from seeing anything about it except for the fact Sanigen's hand is moving behind his back.
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Posted on 05-07-07 05:40 AM, in Dont Pump Gas on May 15th Link
One day of a large group of people not buying fuel isn't exactly abnormal... How often does the average person fill their car up?

Also, all the people that don't do it on the fifteenth will probably go ahead and do it on the sixteenth or seventeenth, or do it the day before...

I guess if anyone would want to try and hit the fuel businesses hard they would have to not buy any fuel for a LONG period... And unless you've got a backup plan to travel long distances or a secret oil derrick in your garden I doubt anyone would do that...
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Posted on 05-07-07 04:42 PM, in Dont Pump Gas on May 15th Link
Also, why the fuck are some people moaning that fule prices are $3 a gallon!? Woop-de-fucking-do... Here in Britain I worked out most fuel prices to be arounnd 10 or 11 dollars per gallon... True that was using some very rough figures to convert litres into gallons, but still... Whoever actually pays attention to this rumour still should not moan about $3 a gallon fuel... It's us Brits that need to actually go ahead with this!
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Posted on 05-08-07 01:50 PM, in XXXploitation RP Link
I wonder how many of the characters will be necrophilliacs...

I'm in, it sounds... Original for this board...
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Posted on 05-08-07 02:15 PM, in A big happy birthday to Kyoku Kun! Link
Here to celebrate your special day is a piece of toast! While gurgling cookers over a hot washing machine in the middle of daffodil season, cats will eat the marmalade of empty cans and Warcraft will be melons!

Happy Birthday to all, and to all a good... Well, it's not really happy birthday to all, just to Kyoku Kun, but meh, I don't care...
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Posted on 05-08-07 04:20 PM, in Open Battle Link
Sophie growled, kicking lightly at the floor. She was surprised when she lifted her foot, being able to see a deep indent and long crack sprouting from the concrete floor. "I didn't know I was that strong... And that's still obviously not hard enough to break his armour..." She thought. She turned around to face Jaques. "And quit it with the taking the piss! All you've done is stood there charging something, probably ready to kill me... This is where I hide in a building..." She said as she dived through a window into a small computer shop. She hid far back, finding who she assumed to be the owner cowering in a cupboard. "I'm joining you..." She said as she climbed in too. The human cowered to the very corner, whimpering. "Oh, shut up..." Sophie whispered.


(Last edited by Danny Phantom on 05-09-07 07:57 PM)
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Posted on 05-09-07 03:22 PM, in Havent slept in 24 hours... Link
I'm not sure if this counts, but I went for seven days only surviving on a single hour sleep each night... If that... I think it was when I got my new laptop ages ago... I kept staying awake to keep playing on it. Hehe... Playing games on the seventh day was fun... Considering I couldn't even keep my CHARACTER walking straight! xD
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Posted on 05-09-07 05:25 PM, in This should be an interesting debate... Link
(This I believe is going to be the first proper debate I've made in this part of Xeogaming... Damn I hope I'm not going to waste my time... Get ready for me rambling on about stuff and many "..."s)

While happily talking to people on MSN, I get a message which I instantly recognise as a chain message, due to it's "SEND THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE" at the end. The message in question concerns placing a star emoticon at the front of your name to show your hope of the parents finding their three year old daughter who went missing.

To the person who sent me the chain message, I said something along the lines of "Why should I care about one young girl while on our planet many other people have been kidnapped or killed?"

Eventually this lead me to follow what the chain message wanted me to do, but not entirely. Instead, my display name now says "This star is NOT for the young girl who went missing..." and my personal message says "It's to show my support and hope for EVERYONE who has gone missing to safely return" (I rewrote those here out of memory, as MSN just crashed and I can't be bothered to bring it back up.)

Now today, the same friend who sent me the message began banging on at me that I was uncaring for the girl, and that I'm trying to change the meaning of a symbolic image...

The main debate question is, have I made a good point, that the whole world should not stop for one girl while many other people go missing or die, or should I be strung up by my neck and have stones thrown at me?

Now, for me to argue... What my friend called a 'symbol' of showing hope for this one girl is simply an emoticon that has been distributed with the MSN software as long as I've been using it... He said that because other people are using the emoticon as a symbol of showing their hope of the return of the missing girl, I'm in the wrong for wanting to use the image in a different way. Why should I have to obey what some retard with MSN has said in block capitals and spread around the MSN community?

Also, he did say I didn't care about the girl... But as my personal message said, it shows I show hope for EVERYONE... I assume everyone would include the girl...

And thus that ends my ramblings. So, am I in the wrong? Or am I being valid? Is everyone who cares an ounce for this girl stupid because they care about stuff that's not related to them in any way? Any opinion welcome, and I don't care if I'm flamed or anything for my thoughts...

Shit... I think this is the longest post I've EVER done!!! Except for my short story...
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Posted on 05-12-07 06:41 PM, in Unconsciousness. Link
Hmm... I was knocked unconcsious by anaesthetics for an operation and when I woke up from them, I felt fine. Although it did take me a little longer to wake myself up, after a brief walk around the hospital room I felt refreshed... Wootage for being different from other people!!!
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Posted on 05-12-07 06:53 PM, in Unconsciousness. Link
Nah, my mum was also surprised by my fast awakening.

But yeah, I've always been different, so you'd probably be better listening to the makority on this subject.
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Posted on 05-14-07 11:56 AM, in Relaxation through battle Link
(ooc: Hmm... You called Taylt by his name two of your posts ago, but in your last post you called him Tayit... It's an L not an I. )

Sanigen, now almost fully revived from the flash bang, drew a large circle in Neutra magic, then kicked it with the back of his heel. The circle instantly filled solid and moved rapidly in the path of the orbs, and because they did not appear to have any dodging capabilities should collide and explode with the wall, although the wall will be destroyed with them. Sanigen then watched as Alex jumped back. "Bah! I can do that without fancy flames..." Sanigen thought as he lept at him, completely closing the distance. He span and slashed at Alex's head, the unfinished symbol always staying right behind his back. As soon as he attacks, a small white disc appears beneath Sanigen's feet which he uses to jump back near Taylt. The disc disappears as soon as Sanigen's feet break contact with it.

Taylt is still busily charging, although now he is able to attack and defend. He creates two pistols with fifteen rounds and empties both clips on Alex.

TAYLT
Health - [96%]
Vital Signs - [76%]
Spec - [||||-----------]
Spec2 - [|----]
Status - [Fine - Charging]

SANIGEN
Health: [98%]
HM: [120/200]
Spec: [||--------] 0
Ryan

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Posted on 05-14-07 12:11 PM, in Fox cancels "Drive" Link
As soon as I saw the title of this thread, it reminded me of Bonus Stage and the beginning of one of the episodes where Joel says "Fox just cancelled *Insert one of four or five random show names here*".

And that's pretty much all I'm gonna contribute. I'm not even sure if I get the channel...
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Posted on 05-14-07 06:10 PM, in Relaxation through battle Link
Sanigen sheathed his sword, now knowing that it wasn't going to work attacking like that. He added the final touches to the quite complicated symbol and was just about to activate it.
"Wait! Sanigen... Are you sure you know what your doing? I don't wanna see you half burnt, half bruised and half bleeding..." Taylt asked him.
"That's three halves Taylt... And I'm sure it will be safe this time..." Sanigen replied, but Taylt could detect a high amount of uncertainty in his voice. He wasn't going to try and stop him though. Sanigen's dead uncle's spirit returning wasn't his problem. Taylt felt a sudden surge of energy go through him as Battle Mode Beta activated.

Sanigen clasped the symbol tightly, causing it to activate. The symbol moved through his body and appeared on his forehead, now glowing bright red. His body instantly inflated to three times normal size, his skin now a deep red colour, various tears across his clothing. Think of the Hulk but not green skin and purple underwear... Unable to talk in this state, he let out a loud roar and began charging at Alex, using his newly aquired strength to slam Alex into the ground, then take the time to repeatedly punch him. Taylt stood back. "I might be stupid... But I'm certainly not
that dumb..." He thought. It's lucky that after this battle everyone will return unharmed... Unless Sanigen's uncle's spirit shows up... It could prove to be a problem.

Kajaei Ultimaei - Sanigen's most powerful and dangerous ability. It takes roughly two or three turns to draw the symbol due to its complexity. Once the symbol is drawn Sanigen can cast the power onto himself and/or his ally. Sanigen's skin becomes incredibly tough, his strength out-matches the combined pushing power of 50 charging elephants and he feels no pain from attacks. His HM stock does not fall, but automatically drops to zero and stays for at least 4 posts, longer if he stays in his Kajaei Ultimaei state for longer than 4 posts. Taylt disapproves of this ability, and as such refuses to take any part in such a dangerous act.
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Posted on 05-14-07 06:30 PM, in XXXploitation RP Link
Name: Kevin Wright
Nickname: Blender
Age: 28
Sex: Male
Appearance: 5' 3" tall, semi-muscular, dark brown eyes and hair.
Clothing: At work Kevin always wears a black tuxedo with all the trimmings and extras.
Sexual Preference: Women.
Special Abilities: Can make practically ANY cocktail, and will always show off his skills of throwing, flipping and catching the flask while mixing them. Also has great training on using his assault shotgun and katana, both hung up proudly behind the bar. Three good reasons why his nickname is blender.
Profession: Bartender at the bar in the strip club.
History: 'Kevin' has not always been called by that name. When he worked as a cleaner at his local supermarket, he was called Jonathan Cane. After getting in a heated arguement with a work colleague and an unhappy customer, he managed to commit a murder and, being the kinda guy he was, went into hiding. After a couple of months he believed the police had given up the search and moved in to an abandoned apartment. It was completely stripped of anything except for an old sofa and a fifty year old TV (Which he could not watch due to the fact electricity wasn't suppliedto the apartment.)
After only days there, he restarted his life by gaining fake IDs, qualifications, you name it, going under the guise of Kevin Wright. He figured he had to get a job, so he applied for one at the strip club, a job he'd wanted for a while for two reasons: He liked almost naked women dancing, and he had always wanted to be the one serving the hangovers rather than receiving them. He now owns a three bedroom semi with indoor swimming pool, his house fitted with some of the latest household gadgets. SOOOOO Much better than that manky apartment he used to live in.
Ryan

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Posted on 05-14-07 06:45 PM, in Xploitation, an RP which is totally not safe for work. Unless your boss is cool like that. Link
Kevin hurried into the worker's entrance of the strip club, fretting that he was late. He'd never been late for his shift since his entire time working here. He threw his coat in the general direction of the coat rack, missing terribly, and quick stepped behind the bar. The current bartender gave Kevin a cruel look then started to head out the door. "Wait a second! What have I missed?" Kevin asked.
"Oh..." The barkeep replied, "Nothing much, just a couple of loonies getting their fight on."
"Usual business then?" Kevin chuckled. The barkeep signalled to him what seemed to be a goodbye, then left. Kevin rubbed his hands together, hoping for a good show now, whether it be another scrap or a good strip show.
"Right! Anyone here need a drink?" He asked to anyone and everyone sitting at the bar.

(ooc: Sorry about the late entry... I hadn't realised this RP had started.
Also, sorry if my post contradicts anything that has already happened, I'm not entirely sure now if skim reading the posts already made and posting at quarter to midnight is such a good idea...)



Name: Kevin Wright
Nickname: Blender
Age: 28
Sex: Male
Appearance: 5' 3" tall, semi-muscular, dark brown eyes and hair.
Clothing: At work Kevin always wears a black tuxedo with all the trimmings and extras.
Sexual Preference: Women.
Special Abilities: Can make practically ANY cocktail, and will always show off his skills of throwing, flipping and catching the flask while mixing them. Also has great training on using his assault shotgun and katana, both hung up proudly behind the bar. Three good reasons why his nickname is blender.
Profession: Bartender at the bar in the strip club.
History: 'Kevin' has not always been called by that name. When he worked as a cleaner at his local supermarket, he was called Jonathan Cane. After getting in a heated arguement with a work colleague and an unhappy customer, he managed to commit a murder and, being the kinda guy he was, went into hiding. After a couple of months he believed the police had given up the search and moved in to an abandoned apartment. It was completely stripped of anything except for an old sofa and a fifty year old TV (Which he could not watch due to the fact electricity wasn't suppliedto the apartment.)
After only days there, he restarted his life by gaining fake IDs, qualifications, you name it, going under the guise of Kevin Wright. He figured he had to get a job, so he applied for one at the strip club, a job he'd wanted for a while for two reasons: He liked almost naked women dancing, and he had always wanted to be the one serving the hangovers rather than receiving them. He now owns a three bedroom semi with indoor swimming pool, his house fitted with some of the latest household gadgets. SOOOOO Much better than that manky apartment he used to live in.
Ryan

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Posted on 05-15-07 04:01 AM, in Xploitation, an RP which is totally not safe for work. Unless your boss is cool like that. Link
Kevin grabbed his flask and started to fill it with coke. Just as he grabbed the rum bottle, one of the bouncers came up to him and told him to call the hospital. Kevin stared in horror as the fat guy took a chunk out of the bouncer. "Holy shit..." He murmered, stepping back, merely watching as the bloody-mouthed fatty bit more people. By the time he thought of grabbing the assault shotgun above the bar and the small amount of shells left in a drawer, another bouncer jumped at the fat guy and took him out.

Kevin proceeded to call the hospital, not entirely sure what to say.
"Er... Hi, yeah... Some weirdo has just came into the club... He, uh... He has bitten a few people... Yes bitten! Yes I am fucking serious! Yes I do mean taken a fucking chunk out of them!" Kevin put the phone down as Dexter made an announcement. "What the hell is going on!?" Kevin shouted across the room at Dexter in quite a frightened voice.
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Posted on 05-15-07 11:02 AM, in Bob on the Cob Link
I'm not entirely sure if this counts as advertising, seeing as I am in the Bob on the Cob series...

It's basically just a non-narrated documentary about the life of Bobby and his friends (Yes, I am one of them) and we just do weird, silly shit.

All videos contain some form of obscene language as far as I can remember...

Main Site
Blind
Telephone
Bellend
Ben Begins
Hogshead
Clingfilm

Please excuse the poor quality of all the episodes so far, they were all done on a camera phone. The newest episode is done with my camcorder, so there's a big step up in quality (This hasn't been uploaded/finished yet). If you watch the episode with a guy wrapped in clingfilm, that's me.

EDIT: I put in direct links to the videos in case linking to the main site is counted as advertising.


(Last edited by Danny Phantom on 05-15-07 02:16 PM)
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Posted on 05-15-07 11:42 AM, in The Fist Fight Challenge Link
A simple battle, with basic characters, duking it out over a $50,000 prize. The losers get free admission to hospital to recover, or die in comfort, whatever comes first.

All players start off in a large hall, normally used for wedding services, so there are plenty of chairs and tables around. As each person is knocked out of the tournament the arena changes, each arena becoming smaller but more deadly, until only one person remains.

There are absolutely NO special abilities to ANY of the characters, no exceptions. So FX, if you're going to join this, don't come PMing to me like a baby wanting special abilities that I at first said you couldn't have.

When fighting there will be no sensing someone sneaking behind you who just happens to have a weapon capable of killing you in one hit, just take the shame and die. Or, make your character always keep his/her wits up and make them continuously check behind them.

Each player has had a bomb emplanted into them. Only one thing detonates it: Cheating. Anyone found guilty of performing abilities and moves not associated with normal regular people plucked from the streets, the bomb explodes with just enough force to destroy the cheater from the inside out, causing no damage to other players... Just the slight inconvenience caused by blood stains over their clothes.

Run down and stuff not covered already:
Arenas change and get smaller each kill/knockout
No special abilities
No starting weapons: Only items in the arena can be used
Cheating = character detonation
No special abilities
Blood splatters
Secret weapon in every level, which if you want to obtain you must PM me with a location (Each location will be stated when a new arena starts). Guess the location correctly, the weapon is yours.
Stained clothes
Because some people still won't get it... NO SPECIAL ABILITIES

So, anyone up for this?
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