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Xeios You WANKER!         Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 4856 days Last activity: 1166 days |
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| Yar, That be a good pirate related jokin' you tell! I'd applaude ye had I me hand 'stead a dis hook here! | |||
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Xeios You WANKER! Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 4856 days Last activity: 1166 days |
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| Gosh oh gosh that is FLIPPING AWESOME!!!
YEA! So Ironic and what not. A perfect ending for a perfect joke... |
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Xeios You WANKER! Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 4856 days Last activity: 1166 days |
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| I see a lot of good battles, but hardly any good RPs. I see many mediocre RPs. And there are the fair share of battles that really suck. Unless the Sim-Battle Challenges are easily passed through aggression I am sticking with the RP. But If you need to logically move your way through the challenge, then I am quite unsure. | |||
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Xeios You WANKER! Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 4856 days Last activity: 1166 days |
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| Colin Farrel is hilarious. I loved it when he was on SNL. His opening skit involved him telling the nerds of SNl how to get girls.
CF--"Your hair." Fred Armisten--"What about it?" CF--"Stop washing it." LOL! Thatis majorly pimp awesome!!! |
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Xeios You WANKER! Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 4856 days Last activity: 1166 days |
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| I have one pic of my older cat. And he is being majorly cute!!
I wuv kitties, but only if they are nice kitties!!!! The picture I have of my older black cat, Lucky, He is just chillen, with the green mister potatoe head hat on his head!! It's amazing! |
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Xeios You WANKER! Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 4856 days Last activity: 1166 days |
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| Hey, You...
I don't know you... But you like novacaine so we can be friends!! Yay. *Hands Newbie Flakes* Eat up, and if you impress me, I will give you the good shit! |
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Xeios You WANKER! Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 4856 days Last activity: 1166 days |
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| Wow, someone pissed off Pat Meth...
Anyway. Now, Where can I locate myself a convenient Spygear watch like such? You might have said where, but I wasn't paying attention  . |
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Xeios You WANKER! Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 4856 days Last activity: 1166 days |
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| Right now, I happen to be listening to Stairway to Heaven by the Zepsters...
There's a Lady who's sure all that glitters is gold. And she's buying a stairway to heaven. And when she gets there she knows if the stores are all closed. With a word she can get what she came for... There's a sign on the wall but she want's to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings. In a tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings sometimes. All of our thoughts are misgiven... There's a feeling I get when I look to the west. And my spirit is crying for leaving. In my thought I have seen Rings of Smoke through the trees. And the voices of those who stand looking... And it's wispered that soon if we all call the tune. Then the Piper will lead us to reason. And a new day will dawn for those who stand long. And the forests will echo with laughter. If there's a bustle in your Hedgerow don't be alarmed now. It's just a spring clean for the May queen. Yes there are two paths you can go by but in the long run. There's still time to change the road you're on... Your head is humming and it won't go in case you don't know. The Piper's calling you to join him. Dear lady can you hear the wind blow and did you know. Your stairway lies on the wispering wind... And as we wind on down the road. Our shadows taller than our souls.There walks a lady we al know. Who shines white light and wants to show. How everything still turns to gold. And if you listen very hard. The tune will come to you at last. when all are one and one is all. To be a rock and not to roll... And she's buying a stairway...to Heaven. off the top of my head...I rock... |
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Xeios You WANKER! Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 4856 days Last activity: 1166 days |
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| a subatomic particle is a partical smaller than an atom, one which actually make up an atom actually.
Here are te random facts... Sorry Cyro, but they are in list form... Theaters in Glendale, California can show horror films only on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday. You can't plow a cotton field with an elephant in North Carolina. In Lehigh, Nebraska it's against the law to sell donut holes. Under the law of Mississippi, there?s no such thing as a female Peeping Tom. Anti-modem laws restrict Internet access in the country of Burma. Illegal possession of a modem can lead to a prison term. Lawn darts are illegal in Canada. In Idaho a citizen is forbidden by law to give another citizen a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds. Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath at least once a year. It is against the law to whale hunt in Oklahoma. (Think about it...) A Venetian law decrees that all gondolas must be painted black. The only exceptions are gondolas belonging to high public officials. In the state of Queensland, Australia, it is still constitutional law that all pubs (hotel/bar) must have a railing outside for patrons to tie up their horse. According to law, no store is allowed to sell a toothbrush on the Sabbath in Providence, Rhode Island. Yet these same stores are allowed to sell toothpaste and mouthwash on Sundays. Before the enactment of the 1978 law that made it mandatory for dog owners in New York City to clean up after their pets, approximately 40 million pounds of dog excrement were deposited on the streets every year. Chewing gum is outlawed in Singapore because it is a means of "tainting an environment free of dirt." The handkerchief had been used by the Romans, who ordinarily wore two handkerchiefs: one on the left wrist and one tucked in at the waist or around the neck. In the fifteenth century, the handkerchief was for a time allowed only to the nobility; special laws were made to enforce this. The classical heritage was rediscovered during the Renaissance. For hundreds of years, the Chinese zealously guarded the secret of sericulture; imperial law decreed death by torture to those who disclosed how to make silk. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing. By law, information collected in a U.S. census must remain confidential for 72 years. Candy made from pieces of barrel cactus was outlawed in the U.S. in 1952 to protect the species. A slander case in Thailand was once settled by a witness who said nothing at all. According to the memoirs of Justice Gerald Sparrow, a 20th century British barrister who served as a judge in Bangkok, the case involved two rival Chinese merchants. Pu Lin and Swee Ho. Pu Lin had stated sneeringly at a party that Swee Ho's new wife, Li Bua, was merely a decoration to show how rich her husband was. Swee Ho, he said, could no longer "please the ladies." Swee Ho sued for slander, claiming Li Bua was his wife in every sense - and he won his case, along with substantial damages, without a word of evidence being taken. Swee Ho's lawyer simply put the blushing bride in the witness box. She had decorative, gold-painted fingernails, to be sure, but she was also quite obviously pregnant. In Breton, Alabama, there is a law on the town's books against riding down the street in a motorboat. Connecticut and Rhode Island never ratified the 18th Amendment: Prohibition. A few years back, a Chinese soap hit it big with consumers in Asia. It was claimed in ads that users would lose weight with Seaweed Defat Scented Soap simply by washing with it. The soap was sold in violation to the Japanese Pharmaceutical Affairs Law and was banned. Reportedly, the craze for the soap was so great that Japanese tourists from China and Hong Kong brought back large quantities. The product was also in violation of customs regulations. In June and July 1999 alone, over 10,000 bars were seized. In most American states, a wedding ring is exempt by law from inclusion among the assets in a bankruptcy estate. This means that a wedding ring cannot be seized by creditors, no matter how much the bankrupt person owes. In New York State, it is still illegal to shoot a rabbit from a moving trolley car. Vermont, Alaska, Hawaii, and Maine are the four states in the U.S. that do not allow billboards. Wetaskiwin, Alberta from 1917: "It's against the law to tie a male horse next to a female horse on Main Street." Women were banned by royal decree from using hotel swimming pools in Jidda, Saudi Arabia, in 1979. In Riverside, California, there is an old law on the city's books which makes it illegal to kiss unless both people wipe their lips with rose water. In Saudi Arabia, a woman reportedly may divorce her husband if he does not keep her supplied with coffee. I am the random fact master! (Last edited by Xeios on 03-30-05 01:51 PM) |
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Xeios You WANKER! Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 4856 days Last activity: 1166 days |
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| Xeios steps from the shadow between the two.
"Now children, stop your bickering..." He hears footsteps from behind him and smiles. His white hair and black clothing flowing in a sudden breeze. |
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Xeios You WANKER! Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 4856 days Last activity: 1166 days |
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| Yes, but the oxygen inside of them is for the passengers, they wouldn't burn the oxygen people need to breath...Would they? | |||
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Xeios You WANKER! Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 4856 days Last activity: 1166 days |
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| Nice Layout Cairoi.
BTW, Shaddow, did you happen to save our conversation from last...er...day...? |
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Xeios You WANKER! Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 4856 days Last activity: 1166 days |
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| My Avatar is an Ace of Spades with A skull in the center of it.
I like it because I have become a crazy gambling, card loving freak... I'm gonna be so poor when I'm older. |
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Xeios You WANKER! Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 4856 days Last activity: 1166 days |
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| Once again, in list format... All are, hopefully true...
In Redondo Beach, Calif., a police officer arrested a driver after a short chase and charged him with drunk driving. Officer Joseph Fonteno's suspicions were aroused when he saw the white Mazda MX-7 rolling down Pacific Coast Highway with half of a traffic-light pole, including the lights, lying across its hood. The driver had hit the pole on a median strip and simply kept driving. According to Fonteno, when the driver was asked about the pole, he said, "It came with the car when I bought it." The record for the world's worst drivers is a toss-up between two candidates: First, a 75-year-old man who received 10 traffic tickets, drove on the wrong side of the road four times, committed four hit-and-run offenses, an caused six accidents, all within 20 minutes on October 15, 1966. Second, a 62-year-old woman who failed her driving test 40 times before passing it in August, 1970 (by that time, she had spent over $700 in lessons, and could no longer afford to buy a car). A Hawaiian stamp of 1851 with a face value of 2 cents was the sole reason Gaston Leroux, a Parisian philatelist, murdered its owner, Hector Giroux. Lawsuits filed by California inmates cost the taxpayers more than $25 million in 1994. Archduke Karl Ludwig (1833-1896), brother of the Austrian emperor, was a man of such piety that on a trip to the Holy Land, he insisted on drinking from the River Jordan, despite warnings that it would make him fatally ill. He died within a few weeks. Peter Karpin, a German espionage agent in World War I, was seized by French Intelligence agents in 1914 as soon as he entered the country. Keeping his capture a secret, the French sent faked reports from Karpin to Germany and intercepted the agent's wages and expense money until Karpin escaped in 1917. With those funds the French purchased an automobile, which, in 1919, in occupied Rurh, accidentally ran down and killed a man, who proved to be Peter Karpin. When police arrived in Appleton, Wisconsin to remove a woman's children because of a complaint that she had given her 11-year-old daughter a "swirlie" (Holding her head in a flushing toilet). The woman reportedly said, "I haven't had a vacation in 13 years, go ahead and take them!" A reward of $1,000 was offered for information leading to the capture and conviction of a man robbing taxi drivers. The man turned himself in and demanded the reward as a result. He received a 20 year sentence for aggravated robbery instead. The Belgium news agency Belga reported in November that a man suspected of robbing a jewelry store in Liege said he couldn't have done it because he was busy breaking into a school at the same time. Police then arrested him for breaking into the school. A couple robbing a store caught on camera could not be identified until the police reviewed the security tape. The woman filled out an entry form for a free trip prior to robbing the store. A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out. In 1970, Russel T. Tansie, an Arizona lawyer filed a $100,000 damage lawsuit against God. The suit was filed on behalf of Mr. Tansie's secretary, Betty Penrose, who accused God of negligence in His power over the weather when He allowed a lightning bolt to strike her home. Ms. Penrose won the case when the defendant failed to appear in court. Whether or not she collected has not been recorded. A man went in to rob a bank. He demanded the clerk to give him all the money. They told him to go sit out in his car and they would bring him the bags of money. He agreed and went out to his car. In the meantime, the people in the bank called the police. When they got there the man was still sitting in his car waiting for the money and they arrested him. In South Carolina, an inmate who was paralyzed behind bars says in a lawsuit that Spartanburg County jail guards should have stopped him from doing back flips off a desk in his cell. Torrence Johnson, who is suing for unspecified damages, said recently that he fell and crushed a vertebra while being held in maximum-security in 1998. R.C. Gaitlan, 21, walked up to two patrol officers who were showing their squad car computer felon-location equipment to children in a Detroit neighborhood. When he asked how the system worked, the officer asked him for identification. Gaitlan gave them his drivers license, they entered it into the computer, and moments later they arrested Gaitlan because information on the screen showed Gaitlan was wanted for a two-year-old armed robbery in St. Louis, Missouri. Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store in district court when he fired his lawyer. Assistant district attorney Larry Jones said Newton, 47, was doing a fair job of defending himself until the store manager testified that Newton was the robber. Newton jumped up, accused the woman of lying and then said, "I should have blown your head off." The defendant paused, then quickly added, "If I'd been the one that was there." The jury took 20 minutes to convict Newton and recommended a 30-year sentence. A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a two-year prison sentence. For payment, he gave the court a forged check. He got his prison term back, plus eight more years. A man was arrested and charged with the robbery?of vending machines. The man posted bail, entirely in quarters. A teenager in Belmont, New Hampshire robbed the local convenience store. Getting away with a pocket full of change, the boy walked home. He did not realize, however, that he had holes in both of his pockets. A trail of quarters and dimes led police directly to his house. A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping. The judge reduced the sentence to 1,001 years. Eugene-Francois Midocq, a French thief and outlaw, evaded the police for years, turned police spy, joined the force as a detective, and ultimately used his knowledge of crime to establish a new crime-fighting organization, the Surete. Tyson Mitchell of Iowa City, Iowa walked into the police station, for some reason that nobody understands, and asked the dispatcher if he was wanted for any crimes. He was and was also arrested, on the spot. But wait! There's more! The police found several bags of cocaine in his pocket. Organized crime is estimated to account for 10% of the United States' national income. In a stroke of irony, the maximum security prison in St. Albans, Vermont, was responsible in 1996 for sending out public relations brochures enticing tourists to visit Vermont. A guy wearing pantyhose on his face tried to rob a store in a mall. When security came, he quickly grabbed a shopping bag and pretended to be shopping, forgetting that he was still wearing the pantyhose. He was captured and his loot was returned to the store. A man robbed a convenience store and ran out with a bag full of cash. He got down the street and realized he had left his car keys on the counter. When he returned to the store, he was promptly arrested. Eleven days before the statute of limitations was to expire on the Brink's robbery in Boston, Massachusetts, that netted nearly $3 million in January 1950, one of the robbers confessed and betrayed his fellow robbers. Spies must always know how to go underground?it's in the nature of their job. But during World War I, Heinrich Albert, a German operative in the United States, failed miserably at this task. The guy was carrying in his briefcase plans to sabotage American factories. So what does he do? He takes the New York City subway and manages to leave his briefcase on the train! American agents following him recovered the documents. Airport security personnel find about six weapons a day searching passengers. Ahhh, random.... (Last edited by Xeios on 03-31-05 11:07 AM) |
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Xeios You WANKER! Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 4856 days Last activity: 1166 days |
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Originally posted by Katana [shifty eyes] We must be whores then....cheap whores at that...We don't charge people for our insults... [shifty eyes] But they damn well better pick up the tab soon... |
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Xeios You WANKER! Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 4856 days Last activity: 1166 days |
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Newgrounds My gf's Lj...(I love acronyms) a random fact website I have linked... |
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Xeios You WANKER! Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 4856 days Last activity: 1166 days |
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| Xeios quickly stepped to the side, and brought both weapons in a horizontal swipe towards Cairoi's Stomach. Xeios was not paying one bit of attention to the energy above him. Xeios was swinging both of the weapons at the same time and in such a fashion that if Cairoi were to block the swords, his weapon would be knocked from his grasp or shatter. | |||
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Xeios You WANKER! Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 4856 days Last activity: 1166 days |
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| Xeios smiled and returned the bow to his once leader. Xeios was his advisor, and tried to stop the rebellion which destroyed the throne of Leon. He turned to the human, and drew his sword. His bright yellow eyes seemed to pierce into the very human's soul. Xeios' face lost it's cocky grin, and his lips were pressed together tightly. His eyebrows arched downward and accented the anger within Xeios' body.
"Human, your statement is only half true. Full Demon, I am not. It would be best for you to never make that mistake again. As for the destruction of the portal and opening of the rift, it is a most evil Demon's doing. This demon, is known as Armegeddon, and it has destroyed half of the world's population." Xeios slowly slid his weapon away, and motioned for Leon to do the same. He ran his fingers throgh his hair, and let out a deep sigh. "If you want to help I suggest putting your weapon away. This demon, was held captive in our realm, and it finally escaped making it's way to Fars End. A large mountain said to be situated at the balance point of the two realms. Which is why it's destruction has spead here also..." |
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Xeios You WANKER! Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 4856 days Last activity: 1166 days |
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Originally posted by Vulkar lol... I don't think so... I hate to say it, but the only person who has come closest to beating me in this clan, was Cairoi. I have not played a long enough battle with Cyro to see if he could kill me yet though... Uhm, Ryjet911. You can join, if Cairoi thinks you are good enough. I will set up the battle in a minute or two. |
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Xeios You WANKER! Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 4856 days Last activity: 1166 days |
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| This batle is for entrance into the Chaos Hunters Clan.
I want Cairoi and RYjet911 to face off. Location--An expansive plate of 50ft thick glass, spanning 200 yards in every direction from the center point. This glass is held up by massive pillars, and is 100 feet above the surface of the ocean. Time--High Noon Rules--Normal rules apply Glass cannot be broken. The glass cannot be controlled by anyone. Falling into the ocean three times means a loss. Cairoi, you do not have to lose to let RYjet911 in. At the end of the fight, me and you will go over the battle, and see if he can join the clan. But! If he beats you he is automatically let it. |
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