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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 106 days Last activity: 106 days |
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Alright, here's the deal, you hear a funny joke, you post the funny joke, we laugh. Good? Yes.
I'll post a couple to get us started. Two muffins were in an oven, you know, just chilling and baking, when one says to the other, "Wow, it's getting freaking hot in here!" The other says, "Holy crap! A talking muffin!" Two fish were in a tank, when one says to the other, "You drive, I'll man the gun!" Now post yours! |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 645 days Last activity: 454 days |
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It's old, but I throw it out there from time to time...
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see a little boy heading in their direction. The priest says, "Let's screw him!" And the rabbi goes, "Outta what?" |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1707 days Last activity: 1707 days |
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Two antennas met on a roof one day. They fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great!!!
Yeah, lame, but oh well. |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 106 days Last activity: 106 days |
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So a man walks into an antique store and says, "What's new?" | |||
Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1707 days Last activity: 1707 days |
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So Phoenix goes to the doctor, and he gets his temperature taken. When the doctor looks at the thermometer, he exclaim "Gee whiz! You're burnin' up!".
Why did Professor Snape stand in the road? So no one could tell what side he was on. knock knock. who's there? you know. you know who? thats right- avada kedavra Yo mama's so ugly, even a dementor wouldn't kiss her! Yo mama's so dumb she thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongue Yeah. EDIT: I'm going to start using this everywhere. (Last edited by Phoenix on 07-12-10 03:45 AM) |
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Xeoman Ball and Chain Trooper Administrator Since: 08-14-04 From: 255 Since last post: 99 days Last activity: 88 days |
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When you use that everywhere, I'll counter with these.
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1707 days Last activity: 1707 days |
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Bring it. | |||
Xeoman Ball and Chain Trooper Administrator Since: 08-14-04 From: 255 Since last post: 99 days Last activity: 88 days |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1707 days Last activity: 1707 days |
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Xeoman Ball and Chain Trooper Administrator Since: 08-14-04 From: 255 Since last post: 99 days Last activity: 88 days |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1707 days Last activity: 1707 days |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 106 days Last activity: 106 days |
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Want to hear a joke? Xeu.
Want to hear two? Phoenix and Xeu. I kid, I kid. (Last edited by Vulkar on 07-12-10 11:58 PM) |
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Xeoman Ball and Chain Trooper Administrator Since: 08-14-04 From: 255 Since last post: 99 days Last activity: 88 days |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1707 days Last activity: 1707 days |
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Xeo, I challenge you to a duel. Of what, I know not. But I challenge you.
Vulkar, no. xD Although, Xeo and I seem to have spammed your thread. |
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Squire Vince Storm Eagle is watching you, he sees your every move. Since: 04-17-10 From: Victorian London. Since last post: 4960 days Last activity: 4934 days |
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Guess who i saw yesterday! Everybody i looked at.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint |
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Yasu Posting Pig Since: 10-12-06 Since last post: 4801 days Last activity: 4793 days |
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*in a really fact Scottish ascent*
So this Scottish man was drunk and stumbling down the road, and he stops off at a tree to take a wee nap. A few hours later this bonny young lass walks by and sees him there sleeping. She thinks to her self "I wonder if what he has on under his kilt." So she walks over lifts up the kilt to find he has nothing on. She takes the ribbon out of her hair and ties it in a bow, and off she goes. The man wakes up about an hour later having to pee. As he starts goin he looks down and see the bow. Seein this he says "I don't know where you've been laddie, but it seams you've won first prize." |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 106 days Last activity: 106 days |
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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.
Bu-dum pish! |
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Xeoman Ball and Chain Trooper Administrator Since: 08-14-04 From: 255 Since last post: 99 days Last activity: 88 days |
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WOW. | |||
Xeios You WANKER! Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 5085 days Last activity: 1395 days |
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LAWL, Vulkar, I'm stealing that one, fyi. | |||
Bitmap #1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt Since: 09-05-04 From: His Laughin' Place Since last post: 4568 days Last activity: 4562 days |
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The Aristocrats!
This is my favorite version: |
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