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Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 96 days
Last activity: 96 days
Posted on 07-12-10 01:58 PM Link | Quote
((This was discussed via PMing, basically what it comes down to is that we're keeping this battle as light and humorous as possible, and anyone can post/battle as they wish. If it gets too serious, I'll move it over.))

Vulkar grinned at Kyoku as Elara blocked Phoenix's blast. "The girls are swooning over me!" He points at two girls in the front row, ash from Phoenix's fire covering their once beautiful faces. "Specifically, those two!"

He decided not to mention their constant and disturbing stalking of his Facebook. Not to mention their excessive use of the word, "glomp,"

"Who wants to kill some bunny lovers!"
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 1698 days
Last activity: 1698 days
Posted on 07-12-10 05:58 PM Link | Quote
"Vulkar, you can have those two," Phoenix said, overhearing his remark to Kyoku."I've got my eye on the dark haired one in the back." Phoenix sent a wink over in the direction indicated, and several women fainted in awe.

"Lets get down to business, Bugs." He glanced to the Elf Goddess and winked once more. "If you don't mind, Elf GodModder, the men are about to Tango...unless you wish to salsa?"
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 101 days
Last activity: 101 days
Posted on 07-12-10 10:45 PM Link | Quote
"You may call me by my mortal name of Elara. And I have a feeling that Kyoku might take offense to your statement."

*She looked at both opponents, a grin spreading over her face*

"So you both wish to fight here and now... alright. I personally shall remain aloof unless it becomes necessary to step in, however, I shall make it interesting for both of you. Good luck."

*Another flash of lightning strikes the ground and the woman was gone. The combatants find themselves looking at the crowd floating above them in observation boxes labled Team Vulkar, Team Phoenix, and a huge one labeled Team Kyoku. The field is now overrun with bunny rabbits*

((I'm going to be throwing in random gags. If I come in it will be as standard Elara))
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 1698 days
Last activity: 1698 days
Posted on 07-12-10 11:14 PM Link | Quote
Phoenix stares in awe, shock numbing his brain.

If Vulkar manages to eat all of these, he will be ten times more powerful!

Thinking quickly, Phoenix pulls a cauldron from inside of his tux, already filled with water. He quickly sits it on the ground, and lights the grass below ablaze.

Unless I eat them first...

Phoenix glances up at Kyoku and Vulkar to see what they are planning. A grimace appears on his face as he realizes that no one is helping him.

"Damn commies," he mutters beneath his breath.


(Last edited by Phoenix on 07-12-10 11:14 PM)
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 101 days
Last activity: 101 days
Posted on 07-12-10 11:26 PM Link | Quote
((Don't forget vince_regie))
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 1698 days
Last activity: 1698 days
Posted on 07-12-10 11:27 PM Link | Quote
OOC: Its rigle. Lol. And I know. I'm about to text the fool now to come help me out. He bailed.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 96 days
Last activity: 96 days
Posted on 07-12-10 11:47 PM Link | Quote
In communist Xeomerica, the Xeodent elects YOU.

In Phoenix capitalism, the cauldrons of water burn like plastic. Which is to say it looks cool, but smells absolutely terrible.

Vulkar's eyes widened, first at the forth box, entitled "Team Edward." Clearly Vulkar was hotter than even Edward Cullen!

Then he saw the bunnies, and a madness took over. He charged into the roasting bunnies, and ate with happiness.
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 101 days
Last activity: 101 days
Posted on 07-12-10 11:55 PM Link | Quote
Team Edward... how did that one slip in?

*Lightning crackles from the sky again and the Team Edward box erupts into flames as it plummets to the ground*

Better.

*the rabbits taste like old gym socks*
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 4950 days
Last activity: 4924 days
Posted on 07-13-10 11:41 PM Link | Quote
"The fool is back!" Squeezing the triggers of his guns a fork and knife explode from the barrel, "Phoenix, bottoms up!" He launched bunny after bunny into Phoenix's cauldron.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 1698 days
Last activity: 1698 days
Posted on 07-22-10 12:23 AM Link | Quote
Phoenix smelt the old gym socks, wondering where it was coming from. He cautiously sniffed his cauldron and turned away quickly. He ran towards Vulkar, vomit spewing from his mouth. Vulkar was in for a treat.

***Projectile vomiting: Lasts two posts. It is a projectile attack, and will burn any armor/flesh if hit. Also makes you smell really bad, and ruins your appetite.***
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