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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent          Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 2039 days Last activity: 2039 days |
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| Granted, but they do neat speak it, nor do they care what you have to say. They are simply spies for Al-Anon, who is planning a take over of Earth, thanks to your wish. Mortals shall perish.
I wish Elara would stop sneaking on when she thinks I'm not lurking so she can try to out-post me. 
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True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 442 days Last activity: 442 days |
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| she out posts you anyway.
I wish tomorrow was already here and I finished my run for the day... |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 2039 days Last activity: 2039 days |
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| Granted. You become unstuck in time, and therefore make it to tomorrow with no problem. The only downside is that you spontaneously time travel to various years throughout history.
I wish that I could find my wallet. It has all of my important information in it. |
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 435 days Last activity: 432 days |
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| Granted, you find your wallet but all of your important information is missing and your identity is stolen.
I wish I had a tophat and monocle because I'm a classy mofo. |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica.  Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 437 days Last activity: 437 days |
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| Granted, you also get some tea and crumpets, but they're all radioactive.
I wish I wasn't sunburned. |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 2039 days Last activity: 2039 days |
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| Granted. You don't have skin anymore. If it stings, it's working.
I wish Valhalla would come back for good! |
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cityondown012510 Red Cheep-cheep  Since: 05-30-10 From: Bensalem Since last post: 5134 days Last activity: 5146 days |
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| Granted, but when you said for good, it was literal. He can never leave his computer, and dies of starvation. Way to go, Phoenix.
I wish Jack Bauer was real. |
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Yasu Posting Pig  Since: 10-12-06 Since last post: 5132 days Last activity: 5124 days |
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| Granted, but he thinks your tryin to kill the president. He then captures you and starts torchuring you to find out the plot. You sadly don't make it though.
I wish for the perfect ham sandwich. |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable  Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 442 days Last activity: 442 days |
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| Granted, but it is stolen by a giant burly man and eaten right in front of you.
I wish this heatwave would end. |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 2039 days Last activity: 2039 days |
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| Granted. The heat wave is replaced by a blizzard, which brings temperatures to below freezing and cuts out all electricity. The Day After Tomorrow was filmed in the desert compared to this. Game over.
I wish my cat was trained to use the toilet, not the litter box. |
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Squire Vince Storm Eagle is watching you, he sees your every move. Since: 04-17-10 From: Victorian London. Since last post: 5291 days Last activity: 5265 days |
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| Granted, but it soon looks back upon its savage ways (pooping in the litter box) and has a strike of insanity causing it to attack and brutally murder everyone ever.
I wish a dog. |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 2039 days Last activity: 2039 days |
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| Granted, but dog gets an.
I wish I had a real full-size lightsaber. (Last edited by Phoenix on 07-18-10 05:24 PM) |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 437 days Last activity: 437 days |
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| Granted, but so does the sith, and hunting for a jedi, they find you and your lightsaber. You don't survive.
I wish for some awesome/healthy food that I can eat. |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 2039 days Last activity: 2039 days |
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| Granted. As a matter of fact, any food you want turns into awesome/healthy food. And you can totally eat as much as you want! Except for the fact that you are going to die in three days from a flesh eating disease you came across while using a toothpick. Damn toothpicks.
I wish for physics. |
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 435 days Last activity: 432 days |
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| Granted, but due to a buffer overflow you also receive a blue screen of death. A real life one. There is no restart button.
I wish that I wasn't dead anymore from being stuck to my computer 24/7. |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 2039 days Last activity: 2039 days |
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| Granted. You come back to life and are able to post as much as you want. Unfortunately, Phoenix soon passes you in post count, stealing everything you knew on this board.
I wish I had a restart button to use whenever I wanted, even in real life blue sceen of death situations. |
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Squire Vince Storm Eagle is watching you, he sees your every move. Since: 04-17-10 From: Victorian London. Since last post: 5291 days Last activity: 5265 days |
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| Wish granted but you drop it into a pile of other "nuke buttons" that are identical to it. Good luck.
I wish I was a Hunter from left 4 dead those dudes get all the zombie ladies |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 2039 days Last activity: 2039 days |
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| Granted, but I'm playing as Louis (because I wish I was black), and I get the 'Tank Busters' achievement on your ass. Weak.
I wish I had a cheese cannon. |
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Squire Vince Storm Eagle is watching you, he sees your every move. Since: 04-17-10 From: Victorian London. Since last post: 5291 days Last activity: 5265 days |
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| Granted but after you fire it once it gets all goopy and it starts to smell like burning cheese. As you try to fire it a second time the cannon ball gets lodged and causes a massive explosion.
I wish i could write sweet haikus. |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 2039 days Last activity: 2039 days |
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| Granted. You write haiku's in sugar. They still suck.
I wish to kick the next person to corrupt my wish in a very sensitive part of their body. |
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