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The one true Xeodent

Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

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Posted on 08-27-10 01:38 AM

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Granted, but not the famous one. You are one of the other 21 Andy Griffith's in America, and are currently jobless. People always assume that you are Andy Griffith the actor, and once they find out you aren't, they look down upon you. You're a pretty unhappy guy. But hey, at least you have your cats.

I wish for a ball of visible light that changed color depending on what time it was, and it will always return to my being immediately after I lose it.

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.

Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

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Posted on 08-27-10 01:56 AM

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Granted but it isn't contained, so the light burns you as it nears.

I wish for The Roots CD.

The one true Xeodent

Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

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Posted on 08-27-10 02:02 AM

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Granted, but it comes in multiple copies. However, the company had a problem making the CDs. On each one, there is only one word on a random track throughout the CD> The rest is your most hated band.

I wish for my previous wish, but it is contained and doesn't use any heat.

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.

Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

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Posted on 08-27-10 02:06 AM

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Granted but it turns extremely bright at night and becomes translucent in the day time. Thus you can't sleep and you can't use it during the day. You eventually die of insomnia.

I wish for LUDO concert tickets.

The one true Xeodent

Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

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Posted on 08-27-10 02:12 AM

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Granted, but they are fakes! You get arrested and tortured, the police thinking you to be 'The Ticket Guy', a ruthless guy that sells fake tickets to unsuspecting victims.

I wish for a lame superhero to save the day.

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.

Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

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Posted on 08-27-10 02:17 AM

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Granted you get saved by collateral damage man, but he doesn't know he did it.

I wish I was in Ludo as in, in the band, not inside of their bodies!

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.

Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

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Posted on 08-30-10 12:18 AM

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Granted. You sign in to join the band. However, after a controvery with one of your songs singing about marijuana when played backwards and at 20x speed, you are attacked by a band of angry mothers. Fortunately for you, you don't die. All you need is some stitches. After a week, you feel fine.

That week is very successful for you. You secure a tour in Europe, and are paid a HUGE amount of money to go to South America and play.

Just as you enter South America, your stitches start turning red with an infection. Unable to get medical treatment, you simply take what antibiotics you have. The infection spreads, and you have no way to stop it before going back to America...

You then die in a car crash.

I wish your name wasn't blue.

Storm Eagle
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Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

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Posted on 08-30-10 12:24 AM

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Granted Vulkas turns it into a different color because i am lazy and don't know how

I wish for a car, that runs, on happiness.

The one true Xeodent

Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

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Posted on 08-30-10 01:59 AM

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Granted, but the car is cursed to make everyone in and around it extremely unhappy.

I wish I could level up and learn edituser.

Storm Eagle
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Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

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Posted on 08-30-10 02:01 AM

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Granted but, as payment you lose your profile for good, and have to start from scratch.

I wish that I was wearing socks.

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High Xeodent of Xeomerica.

Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

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Posted on 08-30-10 10:11 AM

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Granted, but your socks are soaked in cold water. Despite your attempts to remove them, they never leave your feet.

Don't worry, they'll dry before you join Ludo, xD.

I wish for more power.

The one true Xeodent

Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

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Posted on 08-30-10 11:25 AM

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With great power comes great work over time.

Granted. P=IV, so I'll just upgrade your batteries for you.
Except then it breaks.

I wish my body and mind were able to handle any type of stress.

Storm Eagle
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Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

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Posted on 08-30-10 12:42 PM

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Granted but you can only gain this power by inflicting your own stress onto others. Everyone around you begins to kill themselves seeing it as their own release.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.

Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

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Posted on 08-30-10 09:26 PM

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Granted, you're a workaholic. You work so and so fast, that you are promoted in your job, and eventually become an area manager for a restaurant. Because of your dedication, your business loves you. However, you also have no time for a girlfriend, a healthy diet, friends, family, nor indeed, anything that might make you happy. Thanks to this wish, however, you are never able to stop working.

You live until you join Ludo and die in a car crash.

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.

Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

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Posted on 08-30-10 09:32 PM

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Granted...that was a toughie.

I wish that i won the title of X Marks the Spot from Vulkas and Roge.

Storm Eagle
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Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

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Posted on 08-30-10 09:32 PM

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Granted...that was a toughie.

I wish that i won the title of X Marks the Spot from Vulkas and Roge.

The one true Xeodent

Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

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Posted on 08-30-10 10:41 PM

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AHHHH!!! DOUBLE POST!!!! YOU'RE F**KING BANNED!!!!

Granted, you are now now a banned member and can never see the page of Xeogaming again. Good thing for us--no more spam.

I wish for an epic duel between Xeo and I, with me being the winner.

(Last edited by Dark Horse Xeo on 08-30-10 10:41 PM)

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.

Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

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Posted on 08-30-10 10:44 PM

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Why don't you show off those nice dark admin powers and delete one of those posts? Granted but frustrated with defeat, Xeo destroys the board, nice.

I wish to never be banned!

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High Xeodent of Xeomerica.

Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

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Posted on 08-30-10 10:54 PM

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Granted. Enraged with your existence, Xeo instead decides to delete your account permanently...he'll be driving the car that crashes into you later.

I wish for a pair of fingernail clippers.