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Squire Vince Storm Eagle is watching you, he sees your every move.         Since: 04-17-10 From: Victorian London. Since last post: 5292 days Last activity: 5266 days |
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| Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.
The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really. DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can eat smelly bunnies which give power of stinky underpants and Vulkas Maximus destroys the world with said underwear. In other news, |
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 435 days Last activity: 433 days |
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| Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.
The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really. DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can eat smelly bunnies which give power of stinky underpants and Vulkas Maximus destroys the world with said underwear. In other news,tits for Xeo! |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent  Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 2039 days Last activity: 2039 days |
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| Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.
The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really. DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can eat smelly bunnies which give power of stinky underpants and Vulkas Maximus destroys the world with said underwear. In other news,tits for Xeo! But not women |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica.  Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 438 days Last activity: 437 days |
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Squire Vince Storm Eagle is watching you, he sees your every move. Since: 04-17-10 From: Victorian London. Since last post: 5292 days Last activity: 5266 days |
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| Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.
The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really. DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can eat smelly bunnies which give power of stinky underpants and Vulkas Maximus destroys the world with said underwear. In other news,tits for Xeo! But not women, only man tits and in abundance! |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 2039 days Last activity: 2039 days |
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| Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.
The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really. DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can eat smelly bunnies which give power of stinky underpants and Vulkas Maximus destroys the world with said underwear. In other news,tits for Xeo! But not women, only man tits and in abundance! Poor Xeo fapped |
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Squire Vince Storm Eagle is watching you, he sees your every move. Since: 04-17-10 From: Victorian London. Since last post: 5292 days Last activity: 5266 days |
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| Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.
The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really. DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can eat smelly bunnies which give power of stinky underpants and Vulkas Maximus destroys the world with said underwear. In other news,tits for Xeo! But not women, only man tits and in abundance! Poor Xeo fapped and sprawled on |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 438 days Last activity: 437 days |
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| Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.
The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really. DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can eat smelly bunnies which give power of stinky underpants and Vulkas Maximus destroys the world with said underwear. In other news,tits for Xeo! But not women, only man tits and in abundance! Poor Xeo fapped and sprawled on a donkey. It |
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Squire Vince Storm Eagle is watching you, he sees your every move. Since: 04-17-10 From: Victorian London. Since last post: 5292 days Last activity: 5266 days |
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| Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.
The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really. DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can eat smelly bunnies which give power of stinky underpants and Vulkas Maximus destroys the world with said underwear. In other news,tits for Xeo! But not women, only man tits and in abundance! Poor Xeo fapped and sprawled on a donkey. It ate his ears, |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 2039 days Last activity: 2039 days |
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| Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.
The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really. DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can eat smelly bunnies which give power of stinky underpants and Vulkas Maximus destroys the world with said underwear. In other news,tits for Xeo! But not women, only man tits and in abundance! Poor Xeo fapped and sprawled on a donkey. It ate his ears and his dignity |
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Squire Vince Storm Eagle is watching you, he sees your every move. Since: 04-17-10 From: Victorian London. Since last post: 5292 days Last activity: 5266 days |
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| Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.
The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really. DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can eat smelly bunnies which give power of stinky underpants and Vulkas Maximus destroys the world with said underwear. In other news,tits for Xeo! But not women, only man tits and in abundance! Poor Xeo fapped and sprawled on a donkey. It ate his ears and his dignity with a spork! |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 438 days Last activity: 437 days |
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| Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.
The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really. DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can eat smelly bunnies which give power of stinky underpants and Vulkas Maximus destroys the world with said underwear. In other news,tits for Xeo! But not women, only man tits and in abundance! Poor Xeo fapped and sprawled on a donkey. It ate his ears and his dignity with a spork! That sounds like |
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Squire Vince Storm Eagle is watching you, he sees your every move. Since: 04-17-10 From: Victorian London. Since last post: 5292 days Last activity: 5266 days |
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| Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.
The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really. DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can eat smelly bunnies which give power of stinky underpants and Vulkas Maximus destroys the world with said underwear. In other news,tits for Xeo! But not women, only man tits and in abundance! Poor Xeo fapped and sprawled on a donkey. It ate his ears and his dignity with a spork! That sounds like a job for |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 977 days Last activity: 786 days |
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| Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.
The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really. DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can eat smelly bunnies which give power of stinky underpants and Vulkas Maximus destroys the world with said underwear. In other news,tits for Xeo! But not women, only man tits and in abundance! Poor Xeo fapped and sprawled on a donkey. It ate his ears and his dignity with a spork! That sounds like a job for Cairoi's magical codpiece. |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 438 days Last activity: 437 days |
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Cairoi This isn't about you and your loud mouth, This is about me and my fucking beard. Since: 08-29-04 From: PA Since last post: 5192 days Last activity: 4815 days |
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| Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.
The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really. DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can eat smelly bunnies which give power of stinky underpants and Vulkas Maximus destroys the world with said underwear. In other news,tits for Xeo! But not women, only man tits and in abundance! Poor Xeo fapped and sprawled on a donkey. It ate his ears and his dignity with a spork! That sounds like a job for Cairoi's magical codpiece. Made of fish-flavored titanium, it |
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 435 days Last activity: 433 days |
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| Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.
The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really. DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can eat smelly bunnies which give power of stinky underpants and Vulkas Maximus destroys the world with said underwear. In other news,tits for Xeo! But not women, only man tits and in abundance! Poor Xeo fapped and sprawled on a donkey. It ate his ears and his dignity with a spork! That sounds like a job for Cairoi's magical codpiece. Made of fish-flavored titanium, it flew away, into |
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Cairoi This isn't about you and your loud mouth, This is about me and my fucking beard. Since: 08-29-04 From: PA Since last post: 5192 days Last activity: 4815 days |
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| Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.
The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really. DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can eat smelly bunnies which give power of stinky underpants and Vulkas Maximus destroys the world with said underwear. In other news,tits for Xeo! But not women, only man tits and in abundance! Poor Xeo fapped and sprawled on a donkey. It ate his ears and his dignity with a spork! That sounds like a job for Cairoi's magical codpiece. Made of fish-flavored titanium, it flew away, into the vast unknown. |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 2039 days Last activity: 2039 days |
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| Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.
The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really. DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can eat smelly bunnies which give power of stinky underpants and Vulkas Maximus destroys the world with said underwear. In other news,tits for Xeo! But not women, only man tits and in abundance! Poor Xeo fapped and sprawled on a donkey. It ate his ears and his dignity with a spork! That sounds like a job for Cairoi's magical codpiece. Made of fish-flavored titanium, it flew away, into the vast unknown. And in Japan |
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Lord Vulkas Mormonus Vile High Xeodent of Xeomerica. Since: 10-29-04 From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way Since last post: 438 days Last activity: 437 days |
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| Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.
The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really. DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can eat smelly bunnies which give power of stinky underpants and Vulkas Maximus destroys the world with said underwear. In other news,tits for Xeo! But not women, only man tits and in abundance! Poor Xeo fapped and sprawled on a donkey. It ate his ears and his dignity with a spork! That sounds like a job for Cairoi's magical codpiece. Made of fish-flavored titanium, it flew away, into the vast unknown. And in Japan, Vulkar's awesomeness continued. |
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