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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance         Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 669 days Last activity: 477 days |
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| Granted, the store is now entirely empty all day, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, and several days after. It was a pretty dramatic game and people can't get over it.
The store's owner is reeling over how to make up the losses and lays off all of the people who've been hired in the last year. Last one's hired, first ones fired. I wish I didn't go to that party last night, but rather to a different party (for a friend who's leaving the country) which I had intended to go to, but for the fact that our driver got plastered early into the first party (that being a REALLY lame costume party where everyone was either too old or too young and the "adults" were blocking off the way to get to the drinks all night and didn't even come in costume, so they were looking down their noses at those of us following the theme of the party.  Any time we tried to find an excuse to leave, we kept getting held up). |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable  Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 135 days Last activity: 135 days |
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| Granted, but the party turns out to be exactly the same, making you wish you had gone to the other party since you would have no idea of how lame it was.
I wish that my cats were capable of human speech, and spoke English. |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 669 days Last activity: 477 days |
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| Granted, but now they won't shut up, constantly speaking in nonsensical streams of consciousness and yelling swears and racial slurs at you when they're hungry. You show them to anyone in the hopes of fame and fortune and it's Michigan J. Frog all over again, even when you try to videotape them for YouTube.
You can't even trade them for a bag of Skittles. 
I wish that place in Huntington Beach would have AT LEAST put the prices on the menu before we ordered without thought. (Last edited by Rogue on 09-12-11 02:42 PM) |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 135 days Last activity: 135 days |
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| Granted, but the writing is so microscopic that you cannot read it anyway, and so you assume that the prices are not there and order without thought.
I wish my advisor would move faster on helping me figure out what the hell I am taking. |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 669 days Last activity: 477 days |
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| Granted, she now moves so fast she spontaneously combusts. The next adviser you're assigned is even slower than the last, prior to the wish.
I wish for a sack of potatoes. |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 135 days Last activity: 135 days |
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| Actually, it's a guy, but that isn't really important.
Granted. They are all rotten and really stinky. You somehow catch a horrible disease from them that begins the zombie apocalypse. Worst of all, no one is there to take the picture of zombie you. I wish for a nice cold bottle of good beer. |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 669 days Last activity: 477 days |
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| Granted, but opening it with a church key somehow causes it to shatter and end up all over the floor. Also, it was the last bottle of beer on Earth, there's a zombie apocalypse on, and you may or may not have been bitten.
I wish the 10-hour Caramelldansen didn't exist. |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 135 days Last activity: 135 days |
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| Granted, it's now the 24-House Caramelldansen.
Also, a double wtf. Why does that exist, and how come they are allowed to post a video longer than 15 minutes? I wish that Ben would stop watching 80s shows. |
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Katana Dark Wizard \"She said tonight...come on come on collide...see what I fire feels like..I bet its just like heaven.\"  Since: 08-15-04 From: Philadelphia, P.A. Since last post: 1590 days Last activity: 1407 days |
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| Granted. But now he won't stop watching 80's movies, with their 80's soundtracks.
I wish my food would hurry up and get here. |
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Xeoman Ball and Chain Trooper Administrator  Since: 08-14-04 From: 255 Since last post: 123 days Last activity: 111 days |
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| Your food is made from poop.
I wish I were a tentacle monster. |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 669 days Last activity: 477 days |
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| Granted, the government captures you for testing and vivisects you. In the meantime, you're getting accused of rapes by ninja girls from all over the place.
I wish Xeo liked The Guild.  |
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Xeoman Ball and Chain Trooper Administrator Since: 08-14-04 From: 255 Since last post: 123 days Last activity: 111 days |
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| I do, but then I talk about it every single day for years and then everyone hates it!
I wish I had more boxers. |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 669 days Last activity: 477 days |
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| Granted, you buy hundreds of pairs of boxers and you and your parents don't have enough cash for any other clothing or food, rent/mortgage, utilities, or anything else you need money for.
I wish there was a 24-hour diner closer to my house. |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 135 days Last activity: 135 days |
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| Granted, but it is the shittiest diner you've ever eaten at in your entire life.
I wish that I get the job I just applied for. |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 669 days Last activity: 477 days |
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| Granted, turns out it's worse than the current job, and you can't get out of it because you signed a 5-year contract. Hidden in the fine print was also that you will hop on one foot whenever you hear the word "beer" and that you will donate your liver when the boss needs it.
I wish my friend didn't hit the "Save password" button on Firefox whenever he's checked mail, YouTube, Facebook, etc on my laptop. (Seriously, it's a bitch having his stuff come up as the default every time. I know I could probably just remove my history or something, but eh, I'm lazy ). |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 135 days Last activity: 135 days |
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| Granted, instead he checks the "remember me" box on all those sites so it does it anyway. (that is so annoying though)
I wish the cats (namely Rogue) would stop messing with shit in the middle of the night and waking me up. |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 669 days Last activity: 477 days |
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| Granted, but now they mess with shit during the day, knocking things over and walking on things you want pristine, right in front of you and don't respond to threats. At night they vomit and defecate on your bed, roll in it, and go to sleep.
I wish my cider I just bought was nice and chilled already. |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 135 days Last activity: 135 days |
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| Granted, but you are too busy to notice so it keeps getting colder and colder. Now it is frozen solid and you cannot have any. In a rage, you chuck it into the sink and it shatters into bits that go down the drain before you realize that you could have had cider slushies.
I wish I had an apple cider slushy. |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 669 days Last activity: 477 days |
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((It was a hard cider.  ))
Granted, but it a black fly lands in your slushie and drowns after you've taken the initial sip. Enough to whet the appetite, give you a sample of how good it is, and make you all the more angry that you can't enjoy the rest of it. I wish Jane Lynch would host more award shows. |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 135 days Last activity: 135 days |
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| ((even better... or worse))
Granted, but none of them are televised and tickets are too expensive, so you never get to see them. I wish I didn't have a sore throat. |
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