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Déesse

Sailor Déesse
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy








Since: 08-14-04
From: The Moon

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Posted on 03-11-05 03:35 AM Link | Quote
A little bit full on so please don't take this to heart

The Geography of a Woman
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Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony Blair, maybe Blair's a women really).

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

The Geography of a Man
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Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.
Elara

Divine Mamkute
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Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 101 days
Last activity: 101 days
Posted on 03-11-05 06:58 PM Link | Quote
*falls off bed laughing*

I don't really agree with the 21-30 one, I'm not obsessed with money and cars. The geography of a man one though, that was just priceless and so very true with the majority of them.
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