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| Xeogaming Forums - Xeo's Hot Tub - What not to say to a Police Officer |
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Déesse Sailor Déesse Mistress of Pink Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy          Since: 08-14-04 From: The Moon Since last post: 6564 days Last activity: 6296 days |
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| 1. Sure I'll get my license, but can you hold my beer?
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.. 3. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed.....have you been eating doughnuts?" 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay good, just so one of us does.. 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. I was just trying to keep up with traffic... Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are! |
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Stalker Since: 05-11-05 Since last post: 7131 days Last activity: 7017 days |
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heres some more: I bet your wife really likes these handcuffs Care for a doughnut? Oh god its about the body isnt it? If i were you i would let me go! Hey officer is that your night stick or are you just happy to see me? Before you arrest me maybe mr. george washington can change your mind. |
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Dark Vader Slime  Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 7045 days Last activity: 7031 days |
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| How about
My son is having a baby, i need to get her to the hospital Registration... I don't have any I just stole this car last week Who needs a licsence when you have the gas peddal *slam gas peddal* |
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Cyro Xero Rune Mage  Rave Atom  Since: 02-23-05 From: Minnesota!! Since last post: 49 days Last activity: 49 days |
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| Donuts R Us. Can I take your order?
What seems to be the problem ociffer? There's no blood in my alcohol. Hm, I know it's in here somewhere. Just gotta dig past my gun... (When raining outside) Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Person: Do you know why I ran that red light? 
What!? Oh no, no, no. She was only reaching for my wallet that fell by my feet. It was hard to get. 
Errrr, uhhh.... look over there!! (Last edited by Cyro Xero on 05-17-05 04:15 PM) |
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Kaijin Surohm Living the dream  Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 1676 days Last activity: 863 days |
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| "I thought I could smell Bacon!"
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Spyware Bobo Zomg!  Since: 08-14-04 Since last post: 5670 days Last activity: 5540 days |
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Knowing me, ill proably say one of those by accident to a cop 
But the "I pay your salary" one, is awesome XD. "give me a ticket, and i wont pay you  " |
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DRTY_DOM Bat  Since: 05-17-05 From: Harris County Since last post: 6287 days Last activity: 6270 days |
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| Bad cop no doughnut | |||
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 7045 days Last activity: 7031 days |
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| That's not a badge its a toy.
I'd like a beer and a double cheeseburger |
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Bitmap #1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt  Since: 09-05-04 From: His Laughin' Place Since last post: 4556 days Last activity: 4550 days |
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| occifer, im not as drink as you drunk i am.....
Occifer, i swear to drunk im not god..... im not drunk, its just the world has gone haywire with the balance mechanisums.... Hey, havent I seen you on Cops? |
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Clathana Magician  Since: 05-15-05 From: In the kitchen eating all the food!!!!!!!!MMM YUMMY! Since last post: 6699 days Last activity: 6699 days |
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| hehe thats a pretty good joke there Imfao | |||
The Accidental Protege Iggy Koopa I\"m your accidental protege... The gift, the blood, the thrownaway...\" Since: 03-08-05 From: Marching on the city of Southern Cross Since last post: 1165 days Last activity: 1165 days |
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| "I'm not drunk; I'm alcoholically challenged!"
When speeding, the good thing to say: Cop: "Awright, where's the fire?" Woman: "In the flashing brilliance of your gorgeous eyes, officer!" The BAD thing to say: Cop: "Awright, where's the fire?" Man: "In the flashing brilliance of your gorgeous eyes, officer!" (Last edited by Clockworkz on 05-22-05 07:38 PM) |
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 7045 days Last activity: 7031 days |
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| Well if the cop was a guy and gay the second one would work. If the cop was a woman and not gay, again the second one could work. | |||
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Bitmap #1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt Since: 09-05-04 From: His Laughin' Place Since last post: 4556 days Last activity: 4550 days |
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| Hello officer, no i havent drinked, but would you like me to mix you one???? | |||
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 7045 days Last activity: 7031 days |
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| Hey officer, are your ears always that pointy, or are you just happy to see me?
I like your gun, wanna see mine? (Last edited by Dark Vader on 05-31-05 02:30 PM) |
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Broken Dreams Thief  Since: 05-29-05 From: California Since last post: 6625 days Last activity: 6625 days |
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" If you like to get high, I know where to hook you up." ( here are some suck ups that shouldn't say) " your built like a God, to bad it's budda." " hey didn't I see you in the dounut shop? I'll give you a twinkie if you let me go." "hey good lookin, what time do you get out of work? how about you use those hand cuffs for later *wink...wink* " |
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 7045 days Last activity: 7031 days |
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| I'm sorry officer. I didn't mean to run him over... forty times.
Sorry, I thought you were a hooker. Damn... that was a fun game of cat and mouse. Can I put a bomb in your car? |
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Broken Dreams Thief Since: 05-29-05 From: California Since last post: 6625 days Last activity: 6625 days |
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Originally posted by Kaijin lmao its true don't call a cop a pig they will hate it " and here comes the bacon!!!!!!" |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back!   Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4644 days Last activity: 4604 days |
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| "I was wondering what caused that eclipse when I was speeding" | |||
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Dark Vader Slime Since: 10-21-04 From: Menzoberanzan Since last post: 7045 days Last activity: 7031 days |
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| Officer asks "are you drunk, you were swerving all over the place as you tore through that red light."
respond "I thought red meant that someone else had a missile lock!" |
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Azen Dalin Thief  Since: 08-30-04 Since last post: 6624 days Last activity: 6623 days |
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| "I will walk the line...once it stops moving."
"You suck." *throw a donught* "Go get it boy, go get it!" "My seat belt isn't on?! Oh well, that's just because the next car I hit doing 80 in a 50 mile zone I want to go STRAIGHT through the wind shield!" "Breathelizer test?! But I just got one from the cop at the male strip-club!" XD some of those aren't great...but I like them. |
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