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Jedi Master Desroth

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Since: 08-24-04
From: Macomb

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Posted on 09-21-05 09:35 PM Link | Quote
It is a normal day, sitting with teh anime junkies who would hang themselves if their supply of manga or anime was taken away, when one girl pulls out her Card Captor Sakura manga. The guys think that it is extremly craptastic, when suddenly we get the doujin readers and myself into the mix. Without us, it would have ended alot less funny as it did. She is a freshman, who probably doesnt know the world outside of Sailor Moon, DBZ, and CardCaptors, so we all decide to blow her mind.

How may you ask? By getting a little loud and very random, thats how!! The guy next to me takes the manga, and starts flipping through it. I look over, and say (in a pretty normal casual voice, but slightly loud) "Damn, I saw her in a doujin in that outfit getting some lesbian sex with (insert name of whoever makes those outfits for Sakura, cant remeber her name now), but then halfway through you find out that she is really a dick girl!"

The girl damn near had a heart attack from that. The guy holding the manga is almost falling out of his seat laughing, but did it end there? No, we got the yoda impressionist!!!

He starts going on (with the monitor standing 2 feet away looking pissed cause we are laughing so loud in freakin E lunch ) "Sakura leads to naughty thoughts, naughty thoughts lead to lolicon, lolicon leads to masturbation!"

This totally blow everyones minds that he is basically yelling this at the table. The monitors either didnt care or something, but everyone is like: HELL YEAH!!!, the girl is beat red, and all the guys are saying what pictures they saw her in naked and getting raped... All in all, it was a very interesting lunch time... Yeah... But really folks, havent we all seen atleast 1 sakura pic when you first take your journey into the dark reccesses of hentai? On my google she is every 3rd picture O_o... I just hope we didnt scar her for life or something, but really creeped me out... The guy who said lolicon leads to masturbation said he has boughten 25 sakura lolicon manga and reads them ... That is just wrong, I stick to above 18 if I even think of looking for hentai... But anyway, post your funny lunch stories if you feel the need...
Leviathan

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Since: 07-20-05
From: The 217th layer of hell. Quite temperate actually.

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Posted on 09-22-05 04:16 AM Link | Quote
Sakura mangas are the shit. Well..maybe not the "mainstream" ones..

Blatant drug use, pornogrophy, and now lolicon..i have officially become the moral lowpoint of this forum.

With that said..

Who wants Lolicon links!
Jedi Master Desroth

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Since: 08-24-04
From: Macomb

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Posted on 09-22-05 06:07 AM Link | Quote
PEDO BEAR AGREES!! Lol, the biggest link you will ever find is the not4chan sites... I stummbled on there trying to find Euphoric Visions, lol. I just hope that girl doesnt cap my ass next time we are at lunch O_o.

Actually, I think it would be better if little kids are looking into hentai to start with lolicon, atleast the pictures are people their own age... And its not illegal to do so either, there is a law that as long as the picture does not represent someone real, then it is okay in the US...
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Since: 03-08-05
From: Marching on the city of Southern Cross

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Posted on 09-22-05 07:11 AM Link | Quote
The Xeogaming Lolicon Forums!
Giving you your underage anime raping via 3-4 black dudes since 1971!
Xeoman

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Since: 08-14-04
From: 255

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Posted on 09-22-05 08:53 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Clockworkz
The Xeogaming Lolicon Forums!
Giving you your underage anime raping via 3-4 black dudes since 1971!


As long as I'm around, anyone who posts such things will get the omega IP Ban!

Jedi Master Desroth

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Since: 08-24-04
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Posted on 09-22-05 09:00 PM Link | Quote
Yeah, dont post links, even if it is a hidden forum... Some people find it offensive if you do, so please dont...
Xeoman

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Since: 08-14-04
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Posted on 09-22-05 09:04 PM Link | Quote
Like I said, I hate lolicon-shitak. And tentacles ... but, I have my preferences too.

But because I consider lolicon to be the same thing as child pornography, no links, or -anything- will be allowed in it's terms anywhere on Xeogaming. No worries.

But on subject, well kind of.

One time, a friend of mine was cracking up so much during lunch while he took a drink of milk -- he couldn't hold it, and eventually spit it out. Well, he put his hands right in front of his mouth, and the way the milk hit his hands, it shot out like a "V" going to the left of him and the right, but not in the front. I was sitting right in front of him, and nothing landed on me, and it was quite a site.

That's all I can think of now ...
Leviathan

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Since: 07-20-05
From: The 217th layer of hell. Quite temperate actually.

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Posted on 09-22-05 11:34 PM Link | Quote
Errr...

We can post porn.

We can post Hentai.

But we can't link to legal lolicon sites because...?
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Since: 09-02-04
From: Destroy Tower

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Posted on 09-23-05 12:32 AM Link | Quote
"He" says so.

*Points to Strider*

Sssh, don't let him hear you.
Shuyin

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Since: 08-19-04

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Posted on 09-23-05 12:42 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Clockworkz
The Xeogaming Lolicon Forums!
Giving you your underage anime raping via 3-4 black dudes since 1971!


Black people don't exist in Hentai, duh.
Kaijin Surohm
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Since: 08-16-04

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Posted on 09-23-05 01:09 AM Link | Quote
Remember people, No lolicon, no links, no sites.

But as long as it Mai, then it's all good :kef: :nono:


(It'll be a cold day in hell when Xeo finally gives up on Mai. Lol)
Leviathan

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Since: 07-20-05
From: The 217th layer of hell. Quite temperate actually.

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Posted on 09-24-05 05:20 AM Link | Quote
Bah!

Come on...

I have Tentacle, for fuck sakes!

T-E-N-T-A-C-L-E L-O-L-I-C-O-N.

*Sighs*
Xeoman

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Since: 08-14-04
From: 255

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Posted on 09-24-05 08:36 PM Link | Quote
Well, like I said, it's almost like child pornography, and that stuff IS illegal pretty much.

That, and TP said it best, it's just one of my undefeatable rules!

I mean heck though, I'll (have) allowed plenty of other things here already, is it so much to ask?

Tentacle stuff isn't that bad though, it's just when it's combined with rape and stuff that gets me ...
(and that's like 90% of it)

So, yeah.


(Last edited by XeoLord on 09-24-05 11:37 PM)
Jedi Master Desroth

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Since: 08-24-04
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Posted on 09-25-05 03:59 PM Link | Quote
There are so many loop holes through the child porn law it isnt even funny... By its context, you can get away with tasteful pictures of children in natural poses and not doing anythine lude or crude, or socially unacceptable.. It is a rather useless law anyway, if people are going to do it, they will do it. As for lolicon, it is not illegal here as long as it doesnt portray a "real" person in it. Why are people so concerned with posting links? It just shows that you wallow in depravity and insecurity (cause you cant get someone your age, your gonna look at a anime girl who is naked instead of looking at real porn or hentai?)... All I was trying to do is tell this event that happened in lunch, I didnt expect it to get so heated O_o
Shuyin

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Since: 08-19-04

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Posted on 09-25-05 04:09 PM Link | Quote
I heard that at a lot of photo development places won't develop naked baby bathtub pictures anymore.
Xeoman

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Since: 08-14-04
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Posted on 09-26-05 02:47 PM Link | Quote
Anyways, I hate lolicon with a passion.

End game.
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Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

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Posted on 09-26-05 10:22 PM Link | Quote
I'll take links to tentacle stuff though, but I am pretty sure that anyone that types lollicon into the google search will find all they need without links.

How old is Sakura supposed to be anyway?
Jedi Master Desroth

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Since: 08-24-04
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Posted on 09-28-05 02:54 PM Link | Quote
She is like... 10 or something, yeah, lol.. Tentacle stuff comes in all ages, so what age are you looking for? If it is underage, then AIM me, I got some links I know, but I will have to google em back up. Myself, I personally dont link Tentacle, it is just a bit to hard core usually for my tastes.
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