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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 646 days Last activity: 455 days |
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A friend of mine posted these on another board. I thought they were amusing. I'm not about to share my opinion of the film as I haven't seen it yet, but here's the list:
10. "Not-That-There's-Anything-Wrong-With-That Mountain" 9. "How The West Was Hung" 8. "Little Bathhouse on the Prairie" 7. "For a Few Dollars More We Can Make It a Threesome" 6. "Go West, Young Man...Now South..A Little More To The South... Oh God, Yes! Right There!" 5. "Clint Eastwood's Nightmare" 4. "The Good, The Bad and The Fabulous!" 3. "Broke My Back Mounting Him" 2. "Oklahomo" 1. "Fun With Dick In James" |
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Shuyin Baron of Radical Since: 08-19-04 Since last post: 3977 days Last activity: 3883 days |
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"How the West Was Hung" sounds like a gay porn. I'm sure it probably is.
I'm still content in calling it 'Bareback Mountain.' I like #1 the most. |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 646 days Last activity: 455 days |
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Funny thing is someone here actually produced a short stage musical called Oklahomo. Nothing new. | |||
Shuyin Baron of Radical Since: 08-19-04 Since last post: 3977 days Last activity: 3883 days |
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Originally posted by Rogue Haha. That's classic. Making porn movie names are the best. Especially when you throw Disney in the mix: A-lad-In Poke-a-hot-ass mmmmm the list goes on. |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 646 days Last activity: 455 days |
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I always thought naming porn would be such a great job. One of those dream jobs you sort of disregard like becoming a stunt double or ice cream taste tester.
Here's some I remember hearing. A few I just made up: Booty and the Beast Inspect-Her Gadget Glad-He-Ate-Her Grand Theft Anal (this one's real ) Snatch Yu-Gay-Ho! Bi-Bi Birdie Fiddle-Her on the Roof I'll post more when I think of them. |
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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie! Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 946 days Last activity: 946 days |
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I like #3, but we need to watch it again because I missed the first 10 minutes last time. | |||
Bitmap #1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt Since: 09-05-04 From: His Laughin' Place Since last post: 4569 days Last activity: 4563 days |
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Edit: Whoops...
Heh, alot of those titles made me lol...I cant come up with anything... (Last edited by Major Asserfall on 02-07-06 10:42 PM) |
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Katana Dark Wizard \"She said tonight...come on come on collide...see what I fire feels like..I bet its just like heaven.\" Since: 08-15-04 From: Philadelphia, P.A. Since last post: 1567 days Last activity: 1385 days |
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I'm with Zabuza...the third one was the best one so far. :p
As for the Disney movies....**closes her eyes** I have to pretend I don't see that stuff with Disney movies...there's still kids that I have to watch these movies with and I don't need them to ask me why I laugh at certain parts. |
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Sion Red Paragoomba Since: 02-25-06 From: Windy City Since last post: 6784 days Last activity: 6682 days |
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"This Thread Delivers"
I see an end in sight to making fun of that movie. Number 3 was definatly the funniest, its what I thought the title meant when I first heard about it I was just reminded to "BrokeBack to the Future" |
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Van Rhanell Missile Bot Since: 08-15-04 From: Fraser, Michigan Since last post: 6358 days Last activity: 6361 days |
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Long before this thread, I came up with theatrical trailer narration lines, like " A film that will make John Wayne roll over in his grave", "cheer up straight western fans, at least there's still Ocelot", or "We wish there wasn't already a movie made called Blazing Saddles". Between this and Snakes On A Plane, I don't know why Hollywood keeps making movies asking for a comedic beatdown. | |||
JimmyConotix Fighter Since: 12-16-05 From: Fortson, GA Since last post: 6778 days Last activity: 6776 days |
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how about this one:
How Far Gyllenhaal Would Go, Just to Be In An Ang Lee Film for those of u who dont know, Ang Lee directed the film. he also directed Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. |
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§tOnErXXJibb Paragoomba Since: 03-27-06 From: Gunz Server 3 Since last post: 6773 days Last activity: 6770 days |
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Hehe.. I don't get it..Kinda funny tho.. I'm bumping this back up to top again since I just did the jokes.. sorry won't happen again. | |||
Shuyin Baron of Radical Since: 08-19-04 Since last post: 3977 days Last activity: 3883 days |
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Originally posted by JimmyConotix He also directed the Hulk, which I still consider his first gay oriented movie. I mean come on, all those muscles and clothes ripping. Sexy Sexy. |
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JimmyConotix Fighter Since: 12-16-05 From: Fortson, GA Since last post: 6778 days Last activity: 6776 days |
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angry green ppl kinda scare me. |
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