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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie!          Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 946 days Last activity: 946 days |
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Joseph "Donald" Scordato offered a rare defense when Ridgewood police charged him with masturbating in public. "That's not possible," the 81-year-old man told police after his arrest in September. "I don't have a penis." State Superior Court Judge William Meehan instructed him to get a lawyer before his next hearing on April 24. "Can I represent myself?" Scordato asked. "Then you will have a fool for a client," the judge replied. You've got to read the full article. But, what do you think? Can we pass off having dry skin as not masturbating in public? |
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Bitmap #1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt  Since: 09-05-04 From: His Laughin' Place Since last post: 4569 days Last activity: 4563 days |
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| Question is how CAN he masterbate? usually old people at that age really cant do that due to the fact their balls drop....Literally*
Unless he took some type of Viagra, but then the skin would buldge out and rip open his penis.... Oh my god Kill me....I just pictured lemonparty...... Edit: Well the old man hit puberty at the age of 82!!!!!111!!!!! >.< ;;;; Where the * is thats the word I added..... (Last edited by Master Sajin on 04-12-06 07:51 PM) |
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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie! Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 946 days Last activity: 946 days |
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| No, you can masturbate. Hell, I masturbated when nothing came out, way before my body even started creating semen. It's just the feeling associated with the prostate pushing out liquid (even if there is no liquid). And, my father managed to have kids well into his late 60s (me), so men can fully do it. No matter what.
You're mis-informed. Yet again. |
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Shuyin Baron of Radical  Since: 08-19-04 Since last post: 3977 days Last activity: 3883 days |
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| So.....They don't know if he has a penis or not. They just assume he does. So basically he's innocent until its proven that he has a penis. | |||
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Bitmap #1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt Since: 09-05-04 From: His Laughin' Place Since last post: 4569 days Last activity: 4563 days |
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Originally posted by Zabuza 
Reminds me of a funny story...When I was going to Walt Disney World 2 years ago, I was riding with my grandfather's car...Well, we decide to take a piss at a local resturant...He looked over at me and said... "Damn, forgot to get my dick in my other pants!" in front of a father changing a baby's diapers with a 8 year old kid asking his father what a dick was...I saw a lolerbear... But medical studies state that male hormones *start* to deplete at the age of 65 and beyond...Most people are gifted to keep their stiffness and still maintain a happy sex life... Who knows...I only understand what I learned in Health II... |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable  Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 113 days Last activity: 113 days |
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| You know, if it turns out that he really doesn't have a penis anymore this will be the funniest thing ever... of course it would be ill advised to "drop trou" in court. | |||
WhiteRose Warrior Sailor Delerium Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no ones ever eaten before? Like chicken and telephone ice cream?...Green mouse ice cream was the worst.  Since: 08-17-04 From: The Dreaming Since last post: 4465 days Last activity: 5168 days |
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| I'm thinking he's just making an excuse since he has done something similar in the past.
Also, wouldn't the court be able to get like medical records or something to show a lack of penis? That would solve the problem right away wouldn't it? |
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Katana Dark Wizard \"She said tonight...come on come on collide...see what I fire feels like..I bet its just like heaven.\"  Since: 08-15-04 From: Philadelphia, P.A. Since last post: 1567 days Last activity: 1385 days |
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| The odd situations that take place...and who says life isn't interesting? :p
Oh, and Sajin...men can have babies until the day they die. Remember that. If men can have babies until the day they die, then that means there's always something going on there. It's women who have the whole biological clock thingie going... |
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