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Kynriy Merchant         Since: 03-02-09 From: Lago Vista, TX Since last post: 5732 days Last activity: 5422 days |
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| I laughed SO HARD!!!
Hey, do you wanna feel so energetic? Try Powerthirst. Energy drinks for people who need gratuitous amounts of energy. With all new flavors like Shockolate. Shockolate energy, it’s like adding chocolate to an electrical storm. Sound the alarm, you’re gonna be uncomfortably energetic. What’s that? You want strawberry? Well how about Rawberry? Made with lightning, real lightning. Sports (aaahhhhhh!). You’ll be good at them. It’s an energy drink for men. Menergy. These aren’t your dad’s puns, these are energy puns. Turbopuns. Science, energy, science, energy, electrolyes, turbolytes, powerlytes, more lights than your body has room for. You’ll be so fast, mother nature will be like, “Sloooooowwww dooowwwwnn.” And you’ll be like, “Fuck you!” and kick her in the face with your energy legs. You’ll have so much energy, energy (aaaahhhhh!) just running all the time. Power running, power lifting, power sweeping, power dating, power eating, power laughing, power spawning babies. You’ll have so many babies. 400 babies. Give Shockolate to your babies and they’ll be good at sports. Make your babies run abnormally fast. They’ll run as fast as Kenyans. People will watch them running and think they’re Kenyans. They’ll race as fast as Kenyans, in a race with actual Kenyans, and it’ll be a tie, and they’ll get deported back to Kenya. Hey, go with the sure thing. Don’t gamble on your energy (snake eyes!). Try Powerthirst, the energy that will make you (aaahhh!) sports (aaahhh!). What are you waiting for?! What if everything you ever wanted came in a rocket can? PowerThirst. Rocket Edition! With all new flavors like Manana! Fizzbitch. And Gun! You’ve had the worst, now try the thirst…quencher. Power Thirst. Side effects include glowing sweat. Use your sweaty body to fuel sweet rave parties. PowerThirst. Anything is possible. Bear-blasting, the sport you’ll invent because you’ll be too energetic for normal sports. You’ll feel like a fighter jet made of biceps. What about me and my blue collar? Juice Springsteen. Turn that everyman into a beveryman. Bevery stands for beverage! We interrupt this advertisement to blow your mind! PowerThirst now comes in Women! Now with preposterous amounts of testosterone. Preposterone! Think fast douche-fag. Power Thirst now comes in doves. Hump-catting. Similar to bear-blasting. Oh Lord, why have you forsaken me? Can it. When God gives you lemons, you find a new God. PowerThirst…Godberry, King of the juice. Unacceptable. Drink PowerThirst and you’ll win at everything forever. You’ll win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art! You’ll even win at irony! Top score. Still unconvinced? Well check out these testimonials from real Power Thirst drinkers. “400 babies.” “Power Thirst. It’s really ahhhhhh!” “Aaahhhh!” Alright! PowerThirst, it’s like crystal meth in a can. It’s crystal meth in a can. PowerThirst is crystal meth. Warning, may contain Anna Kournikova. |
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Lord Alexandor Knight Discord Manager  Since: 10-15-06 From: Dayton, OH Since last post: 1385 days Last activity: 77 days |
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| I had seen the original POWERTHIRST (AAAHHH!!!), but I hadn't seen the second POWERTHIRST (ROCKET EDITION!!!!)
I love the Bear-Blasting and the Kenya thing, even though it is a terribly blatant stereotype. 
This made me laugh right before bed. Good stuff! |
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 93 days Last activity: 91 days |
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| I feel like less of a man... I was sipping a Rockstar... | |||
Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable  Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 101 days Last activity: 101 days |
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| I love those ads so much... they are so dumb so so funny!
Kenyans!!!! |
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Kynriy Merchant Since: 03-02-09 From: Lago Vista, TX Since last post: 5732 days Last activity: 5422 days |
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| Haha. PowerThirst is the best.
Hump-catting! (similar to bear-blasting) FIZZBITCH! And, of course, Kenyans XD Ah, good times. |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 101 days Last activity: 101 days |
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| Did you find the script for the videos or did you just watch them over and over until you could get it all down?
Proposterone! |
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Kynriy Merchant Since: 03-02-09 From: Lago Vista, TX Since last post: 5732 days Last activity: 5422 days |
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| I found a script lol. If I had hand-wrote it it would be full of CAPS and !'s.
Like-- Your babies will run as fast as KENYANS! People will see them running and think they're KENYANS! They'll race as fast as KENYANS, In a race with actual KENYANS, And it'll be a tie, And they'll get deported back to KENYAAA!!!! |
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 93 days Last activity: 91 days |
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| Done by the same people. I now present to you...
...Hand Vagina |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back!   Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4645 days Last activity: 4605 days |
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| HAI GUYZ WANNA PLAY KICKBALL?
Haven't seen Hand Vagina before, but ultimately hilarious. |
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Kynriy Merchant Since: 03-02-09 From: Lago Vista, TX Since last post: 5732 days Last activity: 5422 days |
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| LOL hand vagina
XD |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 101 days Last activity: 101 days |
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Originally posted by Kynriy That would have been more accurate in my opinion. But oh well. |
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Kynriy Merchant Since: 03-02-09 From: Lago Vista, TX Since last post: 5732 days Last activity: 5422 days |
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| Yeah but I'm lazzzzyyyy... |
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